{"id":1144,"date":"2011-02-18T12:00:09","date_gmt":"2011-02-18T17:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1144"},"modified":"2011-02-18T12:00:09","modified_gmt":"2011-02-18T17:00:09","slug":"eatmotional-i-just-ate-ten-bowls-of-cereal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1144","title":{"rendered":"Eatmotional: I just ate ten bowls of cereal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>v.<\/em> To eat your favorite food, not because you are hungry, but because you are feeling sad or lonely. <em>n.<\/em> Food which is eaten to satisfy emotional cravings.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/cereal.gif\" alt=\"I just ate ten bowls of cereal\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Eatmotional<\/strong>:  \/<em>eet-moe-shun-al<\/em>\/ Something about the Grammys makes me very eatmotional.  Why else would I sit there sobbing and polish off a whole bag of Oreos. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Eat + Emotional <em>Created by:<\/em> libertybelle.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Securrytea<\/strong>:  \/<em>se-cur-ee-tee<\/em>\/ When Dan was upset he longed for a big mug of securrytea.  The hot spicy liquid brought tears to his eyes and helped him through his crisis. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  security + curry + tea <em>Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Cannellonely<\/strong>:  \/<em>ca-na-lone-lee<\/em>\/ When Sam is blue he scarfs down a huge dish of cannellonely. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  cannelloni + lonely <em>Created by:<\/em> porsche.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Cornsolation<\/strong>:  \/<em>korn so lay shun<\/em>\/ Kernel Bran Dunne was so upset after his girlfriend Maizy dumped him that he went AWOL. At his home, he sought cornsolation in eating ten bowls of corn flakes.  When the MP&#8217;s found him, after he made a gluten of himself, they rushed him to the infirmary. Luckily, the medics were able to save him.  Hominy was restored and another senseless cereal killing was avoided! <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Corn (ears of corn grown for human food; tall annual cereal grass bearing kernels on large ears: widely cultivated in America in many varieties; the principal cereal in American breakfast foods. &amp; Consolation (the comfort\/relief you feel when consoled in times of disappointment) <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=cereal\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=cereal<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: v. To eat your favorite food, not because you are hungry, but because you are feeling sad or lonely. n. Food which is eaten to satisfy emotional cravings. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Eatmotional: \/eet-moe-shun-al\/ Something about the Grammys makes me very eatmotional. Why else would I sit there sobbing and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1144\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Eatmotional: I just ate ten bowls of cereal<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1144"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1144"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1144\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1144"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1144"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1144"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}