{"id":1148,"date":"2011-02-24T12:00:06","date_gmt":"2011-02-24T17:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1148"},"modified":"2011-02-24T12:00:06","modified_gmt":"2011-02-24T17:00:06","slug":"ultraprocrastination-wait-for-the-perfect-pitch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1148","title":{"rendered":"Ultraprocrastination: Wait for the perfect pitch&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>n.<\/em> A willingness to wait, forever if necessary, for the perfect opportunity. <em>v.<\/em> To be excessively patient.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/wait.gif\" alt=\"Wait for the perfect pitch...\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Ultraprocrastination<\/strong>:  \/<em>altra-prau-krsti-nation<\/em>\/ people with ultraprocrastination have never been men of action. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  ultra means very hight or excessive one. procrastination means to delay or not taking action. <em>Created by:<\/em> Ahmad.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Foreverbearance<\/strong>:  \/<em>for ever ber ans<\/em>\/ Baseball had not been very, very good to Joe. He waited patiently for the perfect pitch. He should switch, he&#8217;d never get rich, he made others twitch, he&#8217;d get jock-itch, there was always a glitch and many thought that the hitch was because he was under the spell of a witch.  But Joe had foreverbearance. Most people thought he should play hockey and be satisfied being a Toronto Maple Leaf instead.  Afterall he&#8217;d be in good company waiting for a Stanley Cup win since 1967! <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Forever (for a limitless time) &amp; Forbearance (good-natured tolerance of delay) <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Overdostoic<\/strong>:  \/<em>oh-ver-doh-stow-ick<\/em>\/ People sometimes wondered if Jim&#8217;s placid acceptance in the face of life&#8217;s onslaughts was motivated less by monastic zen, and more by an innate laziness and overdostoicism. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  overdose (an excessive amount) + stoic (one who is indifferent and free of passion) <em>Created by:<\/em> CharlieB.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Letharjectivism<\/strong>:  \/<em>leth-ahr-JEC-tiv-iz-um<\/em>\/ The coach, while watching Billy during practice, realized the boy suffered from letharjectivism which caused him to hold his swing unless the pitch was absolutely perfect, and as a result he would need to cut Billy from the team. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  A pairing of lethargic (a severe lack of motivation) and perfectionism (striving for the paradigm). <em>Created by:<\/em> buck180.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=wait\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=wait<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: n. A willingness to wait, forever if necessary, for the perfect opportunity. v. To be excessively patient. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Ultraprocrastination: \/altra-prau-krsti-nation\/ people with ultraprocrastination have never been men of action. Etymology: ultra means very hight or excessive one. procrastination means to delay or not taking action. 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