{"id":116,"date":"2007-06-21T23:59:08","date_gmt":"2007-06-22T03:59:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=116"},"modified":"2007-06-22T03:40:31","modified_gmt":"2007-06-22T07:40:31","slug":"well-doc-will-i-ever-be-young-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=116","title":{"rendered":"Well Doc, will I ever be young again?"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00c2\u00a0DEFINITION:<\/strong> v. intr.<\/em> To spend years and years wishing you could be young again, only to discover that it’s actually happening, but not exactly as you imagined.<\/font><\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n

Rejuvenackered<\/strong>: \/ree jew ven ack erred<\/em>\/ when he had wished for the body of a much younger man, he had hoped he’d be able to control his dribbling a little better. He was rejuvenackered, he shouldn’t have gone to the nightclub in the first place and it was going to take him the best part of what remained of the night to get these damn leather trousers off. Etymology:<\/em> rejuvenation, knackered. Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/font><\/p>\n

Geriatricks<\/strong>: \/jerry-a-triks<\/em>\/ Geriatricks is a miserable joke played on people in the prime of life Etymology:<\/em> geriatrics + tricks Created by:<\/em> porsche.<\/font><\/p>\n

Deagerate<\/strong>: \/dee-age-er-ate<\/em>\/ The disease caused his body to deagerate at a rate much quicker than his family had anticipated. Etymology:<\/em> degenerate + age Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/font><\/p>\n

Poncedelirious<\/strong>: \/pons-du-leer-ee-us<\/em>\/ He had hoped the magic potion would make him feel 25 again, but instead he found himself poncedelirious and drooling within an hour. Etymology:<\/em> PONCE (from Ponce de Leon – the explorer looking for the fountain of youth) + DELIRIOUS (mental state characterized by confusion and agitation) Created by:<\/em> serendipity9000.<\/font><\/p>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
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Be Creative,<\/font><\/p>\n

James<\/font><\/p>\n

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\u00c2\u00a0DEFINITION: v. intr. To spend years and years wishing you could be young again, only to discover that it’s actually happening, but not exactly as you imagined. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Rejuvenackered: \/ree jew ven ack erred\/ when he had wished for the body of a much younger man, he had … Continue reading Well Doc, will I ever be young again?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,4,12],"tags":[20,21],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=116"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=116"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=116"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=116"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}