{"id":1161,"date":"2011-03-15T12:00:09","date_gmt":"2011-03-15T16:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1161"},"modified":"2011-03-15T12:00:09","modified_gmt":"2011-03-15T16:00:09","slug":"cellovain-sure-id-love-to-talk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1161","title":{"rendered":"Cellovain: Sure, I’d love to talk…"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em> A person who immediately answers all cell phone calls, then chats on and on, leaving the people they’re with, hanging. v.<\/em> To answer your phone even when you are in the middle of another conversation.<\/p>\n

\"Sure,<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Cellovain<\/strong>: \/sel\u00c9\u2122v\u00c4\u0081n<\/em>\/ Bob\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s love for his new phone is transparent. He is completely cellovain. He is such a servant to this electronic mistress that he will respond to its chirping at almost any time or place. The whole church was aghast when he stopped the proceedings of his wedding to take a call. Etymology:<\/em> cell (a telephone with access to a cellular radio system) + vain (having or showing an excessively high opinion of one\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s appearance, abilities, or worth) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

Cellaphant<\/strong>: \/sell a phant<\/em>\/ Paul was the worst kind of cellaphant one could imagine, with a cell phone that seems to be sprouting from his ear. Etymology:<\/em> Created by:<\/em> Sed8ed.<\/p>\n

Cellibate<\/strong>: \/sell a bet<\/em>\/ Anthony soon learned the hard way that when you answer your cell phone, gab to the other party for ages and leave your wife ignored, you will very soon become cellibate! Yes, the only sex you will have is phone sex. Etymology:<\/em> Cell (phone) & Celibate ( abstaining from sexual intercourse) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Cellibate:<\/strong><\/p>\n

galwaywegian<\/a><\/strong>, 2011-03-11: 03:31:00<\/em>
brilliant \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Attdd<\/strong>: \/A T n T D D<\/em>\/ She couldn’t believe that in the middle of her “mother doesn’t love me” story he would allow his ATTDD to pull his attention away from her to the car insurance telemarketer…”You say I can save up to 47% on my car insurance, no! Wait does that also mean I could pay more?”<\/p>\n

Etymology:<\/em> AT&T – ADD<\/p>\n

Not a true word, but 1\/2 credit ish? Created by:<\/em> Mrgoodtimes.<\/p>\n

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Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: n. A person who immediately answers all cell phone calls, then chats on and on, leaving the people they’re with, hanging. v. To answer your phone even when you are in the middle of another conversation. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Cellovain: \/sel\u00c9\u2122v\u00c4\u0081n\/ Bob\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s love for his new phone is transparent. … Continue reading Cellovain: Sure, I’d love to talk…<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1161"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1161"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1161\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1161"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1161"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1161"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}