{"id":1166,"date":"2011-03-21T12:00:09","date_gmt":"2011-03-21T16:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1166"},"modified":"2011-03-21T12:00:09","modified_gmt":"2011-03-21T16:00:09","slug":"tweetsixteen-im-calling-to-tell-you-that-im-doing-my-toes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1166","title":{"rendered":"Tweetsixteen: I’m calling to tell you that I’m doing my toes."},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.<\/em> To compulsively describe, in excruciating detail, the minute events of one’s everyday life as it happens; especially when assisted by modern information technology systems. n.<\/em> A person who feels compelled to “share” every detail of their life, with everyone.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Tweetsixteen<\/strong>: \/tw\u00c4\u201ctsikst\u00c4\u201cn<\/em>\/ Katie is just sure everybody is hanging on every facebook status update she makes. If she changes the color of her toenail polish, her world of friends knows about it. She recently stepped it up a notch by opening a Twitter account. Her account name is tweetsixteen despite the fact that she is 56 years old. Etymology:<\/em> tweet (a post on Twitter) + sixteen (one more than fifteen) Sweet sixteen (used to refer to the age of sixteen as characterized by prettiness and innocence in a girl.) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

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Socialmeetiagh<\/strong>: \/so shal meet ee yaaaah<\/em>\/ When Chatty Cathy called Twitter Twila and Facebook Fanny to describe her latest ablutions, they raced to blog it first and let the world know. Do you really need this socialmeetiagh, Cathy? People thought you were boring before, but now they have it in writing. P.S. Get your 15 minutes of fame by doing something worthwhile! Etymology:<\/em> Social Media (blogging;Facebook, Twitter,etc); Social (marked by friendly companionship with others) & Meet (get together;interact)& Agh! (Make it stop! it’s painful!) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Twittirksome<\/strong>: \/twit-erk-sum<\/em>\/ Molly didn’t realise how twittirksome her obsession with photographing her meal and posting it on Twitter before the starter even arrived had become. It was why Jim dumped her. Not that she really minded: she could now tweet every 30 seconds as she went through the five stages of grief, from denial to acceptance. Etymology:<\/em> Twitter (social networking site) + irksome (irritating, annoying) Created by:<\/em> CharlieB.<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: v. To compulsively describe, in excruciating detail, the minute events of one’s everyday life as it happens; especially when assisted by modern information technology systems. n. A person who feels compelled to “share” every detail of their life, with everyone. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Tweetsixteen: \/tw\u00c4\u201ctsikst\u00c4\u201cn\/ Katie is just sure … Continue reading Tweetsixteen: I’m calling to tell you that I’m doing my toes.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1166"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1166"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1166\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1166"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1166"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1166"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}