{"id":1170,"date":"2011-03-25T12:00:09","date_gmt":"2011-03-25T16:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1170"},"modified":"2011-03-25T12:00:09","modified_gmt":"2011-03-25T16:00:09","slug":"romantisieze-why-were-you-looking-at-that-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1170","title":{"rendered":"Romantisieze: Why were you looking at that girl?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>n.<\/em> A person who wants to monopolize all of someone&#8217;s love and tries to prevent them from sharing it with others.<em>v.<\/em> To monopolize someone&#8217;s love.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/why.gif\" alt=\"Why were you looking at that girl?\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Romantisieze<\/strong>:  \/<em>roh-man-tah-seez<\/em>\/ Candice knew that Barry was no longer being playfully protective, he was thoroughly romantisiezing their relationship <em>Etymology:<\/em>  romanticise, sieze <em>Created by:<\/em> rikboyee.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Monopulate<\/strong>:  \/<em>mon op yu layt<\/em>\/ When Brad married Lori, he had no idea that her devotion would create such a commotion. Or that she&#8217;d became so possessive, it would be obsessive. She would monopulate him until he could find a way to man up and escape her.  <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Monopolize (have and control fully and exclusively) &amp; Copulate (make love) <\/p>\n<p> <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Comments on Monopulate:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=galwaywegian\">galwaywegian<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2011-03-23: 04:51:00<\/em> <br \/>Excellent!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Idolinsecation<\/strong>:  \/<em>ahyd &#8211; l &#8211; in &#8211; si &#8211; key-shuhn<\/em>\/ She exited the bathroom in her new fluorescent yellow lingerie with all the confidence of darth varder at a comic-con, when she realized her boyfriend was entranced with Kirstie Alley on dancing with the stars!!  Her idolinsecation would have none of that, she subtly kicked off her slipper into his eye&#8230;.  <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Idolization &#8211; Insecure <em>Created by:<\/em> Mrgoodtimes.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Comments on Idolinsecation:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Nosila\">Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2011-03-23: 19:41:00<\/em> <br \/>Or worse yet&#8230;maybe he was staring at Bruno&#8230;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Smotherhalf<\/strong>:  \/<em>smuth-er-half<\/em>\/ Bill&#8217;s possessiveness meant he wasn&#8217;t good boyfriend material. Pity the poor girl whose smotherhalf he was. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  smother (to suffocate) + other half (expression meaning one&#8217;s partner or spouse) <em>Created by:<\/em> CharlieB.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=why\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=why<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: n. A person who wants to monopolize all of someone&#8217;s love and tries to prevent them from sharing it with others.v. To monopolize someone&#8217;s love. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Romantisieze: \/roh-man-tah-seez\/ Candice knew that Barry was no longer being playfully protective, he was thoroughly romantisiezing their relationship Etymology: romanticise, sieze &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1170\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Romantisieze: Why were you looking at that girl?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1170"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1170"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1170\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1170"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1170"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1170"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}