{"id":1173,"date":"2011-03-29T12:00:10","date_gmt":"2011-03-29T16:00:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1173"},"modified":"2011-03-29T12:00:10","modified_gmt":"2011-03-29T16:00:10","slug":"villagepeephole-your-hair-is-attached-directly-to-your-brain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1173","title":{"rendered":"Villagepeephole: Your hair is attached directly to your brain!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>n.<\/em> A social network built on the intertwining connections between the people, ideas and things. <em>v.<\/em> To communicate through a social network.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/sinooka.gif\" alt=\"Your hair is attached directly to your brain!\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Villagepeephole<\/strong>:  \/<em>vill aj peep hole<\/em>\/ In our little town many years ago, no one had a telephone except for the drugstore at the bottom of the street. The pharmacist was next to the butcher&#8217;s shop. Long ago, some clever person decided to drill a peephole in the side wall between the two shops. The butcher had a packle of kids and the family lived above the shop. Whenever a call came in for someone up the street, the pharmacist would yell through the hole who the call was for and the butcher would dispatch one of the brood to go get the recipient. This social network system was called the villagepeephole and was used constantly, until the day that phones became more affordable to the town&#8217;s people. Eventually the shops were knocked down in the name of progress and to divert the youth of the town, a recreation centre was built and you guessed it, the villagepeephole gave birth to the Y.M.C.A.!&#8221;Young man, there&#8217;s a place you go&#8230;&#8221; <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Village (little town) &amp; Peephole (hole cut in something to peek through;spyhole) &amp; Wordplay on Village People <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Comments on Villagepeephole:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=galwaywegian\">galwaywegian<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2011-03-25: 04:57:00<\/em> <br \/>heehee!<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Nosila\">Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2011-03-25: 22:48:00<\/em> <br \/>The funniest part is that is a true story&#8230;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Doubleclique<\/strong>:  \/<em>dub-uhl-klik<\/em>\/ Paul innocently double-clicked that he liked cheese whiz on the webpage, when  suddenly he was inundated with emails and IMs from his newfound doubleclique!<\/p>\n<p>Cheese Whiz party this weekend!!<br \/>\nBYOC (crackers)   <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Double-click and clique <em>Created by:<\/em> Mrgoodtimes.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Sociababble<\/strong>:  \/<em>so-shuh-bab-ul<\/em>\/ Mandy&#8217;s office was often pretty noisy in the mornings, when her colleauges were merrily sociababbling. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  sociable (enjoying the company of other people) + babble (to talk foolishly, incessantly)  <em>Created by:<\/em> CharlieB.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Spacebook<\/strong>:  \/<em>sp\u00c4\u0081sf\u00c4\u0081s<\/em>\/ Mindy has to share everything that happens in her life. It makes her feel important, relevant. Every fluffy little thought that makes it into her head goes out to the public. She would spacebook her friends all day long if she could. Of course, then all she could report on would be that she is updating her status. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  A combination of myspace and facebook, two popular social networks. <em>Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=sinooka\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=sinooka<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: n. A social network built on the intertwining connections between the people, ideas and things. v. To communicate through a social network. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Villagepeephole: \/vill aj peep hole\/ In our little town many years ago, no one had a telephone except for the drugstore at the bottom &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1173\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Villagepeephole: Your hair is attached directly to your brain!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1173"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1173"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1173\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1173"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1173"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1173"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}