{"id":1175,"date":"2011-03-31T12:00:09","date_gmt":"2011-03-31T16:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1175"},"modified":"2011-03-31T12:00:09","modified_gmt":"2011-03-31T16:00:09","slug":"psychrowave-wow-my-brainwaves-are-melting-cheese","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1175","title":{"rendered":"Psychrowave: Wow! My brainwaves are melting cheese!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.<\/em> To pace, stare or drool in front of your stove or microwave, in an effort to use sheer willpower to make your food cook faster. n.<\/em> A watched pot, pie or pudding.<\/p>\n

\"Wow!<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Psychrowave<\/strong>: \/sigh crow wave<\/em>\/ He psychrowaved the burger and sat on the buns to warm them. Etymology:<\/em> microwave psyche Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Psychrowave:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2011-03-29: 23:34:00<\/em>
Is that like a person who “seers” his meat because he likes them “medium”?<\/p>\n

galwaywegian<\/a><\/strong>, 2011-03-31: 05:12:00<\/em>
well done Nosila<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Bellykinesis<\/strong>: \/bel\u00c4\u201ckin\u00c4\u201csis<\/em>\/ Jordan believes that he possesses bellykinesis. When he is hungry his gut makes more noise than an amorous bullfrog. He somehow believes that the resulting sound waves added to microwaves will lower the cooking time of his meal so he presses his ample tummy against the nuke box. Jordan was asked to not return to his corner sandwich shop when he tried to practice delikinesis. Etymology:<\/em> belly (the stomach, esp. as representing the body’s need for food) + telekinesis (the supposed ability to move objects at a distance by mental power or other nonphysical means) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

Nukenesis<\/strong>: \/nook ken ees sis<\/em>\/ Luke always felt his superior intellect allowed him to conduct experiments. He used his enormous brain to try and speed up the cooking of his lunch by what he called nukenesis. And yes his cheese melted twice as fast through this power. He ran boasting to his mother, whose only comment was: “Use your Lukenesis instead and persuade someone to give you a job? You are 32 and still living off you father and I!” Etymology:<\/em> Nuke (to zap;microwave food) & Kinesis (a movement that is a response to a stimulus but is not oriented with respect to the source of stimulation) <\/p>\n

Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Tapiocultism<\/strong>: \/tap-ee-oh-cult-ism<\/em>\/ Greg never went hungry. He could speed up cooking times by using the right spell from his book on tapiocultism. Etymology:<\/em> tapioca (a thickening substance in food) + occult (of magic or supernatural arts) Created by:<\/em> CharlieB.<\/p>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=microwave<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: v. To pace, stare or drool in front of your stove or microwave, in an effort to use sheer willpower to make your food cook faster. n. A watched pot, pie or pudding. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Psychrowave: \/sigh crow wave\/ He psychrowaved the burger and sat on the buns … Continue reading Psychrowave: Wow! My brainwaves are melting cheese!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1175"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1175"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1175\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1175"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1175"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1175"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}