{"id":1178,"date":"2011-04-05T12:00:10","date_gmt":"2011-04-05T16:00:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1178"},"modified":"2011-04-05T12:00:10","modified_gmt":"2011-04-05T16:00:10","slug":"ponganoia-you-must-me-so-hot-in-those-boots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1178","title":{"rendered":"Ponganoia: You must me so hot in those boots."},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em> Anxiety caused by fear that one’s body odor may offend others; often exacerbated when required to remove heavy sweaters, or footwear.v.<\/em> To worry about the way you smell.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Ponganoia<\/strong>: \/pong ah noy aah<\/em>\/ The midnight garlic salami binge only increased her ponganoia Etymology:<\/em> paranoia pong Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Ponganoia:<\/strong><\/p>\n

jonzerofourteen<\/a><\/strong>, 2011-04-02: 00:08:00<\/em>
Brilliant! I’m actually going to start using this word in everyday conversation.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Maloduress<\/strong>: \/mal-oh-dure-ess<\/em>\/ The fear that his feet smelt like rotten eggs left him in a constant state of maloduress. Etymology:<\/em> malodorous (having an unpleasant smell) + duress (constraint or intimidation) Created by:<\/em> CharlieB.<\/p>\n

Sweathreat<\/strong>: \/swet thret<\/em>\/ “Dang it”, said the Lone Ranger. “I knew I should have never worn these fancy new boots to my faithful companion Tonto’s party. They make my feet so hot that I am afraid of being a sweathreat to everyone there!” It was too late to turn Silver around and go home, so the Masked Man went up and knocked at the flap of Tonto’s teepee. His anxiety evaporated when Tonto bade him enter and told him to remove his boots and be comfortable. When he hesitated, Tonto knew what was wrong right away (he had that esp thingy going) and said, “Don’t worry about your feet,Kimo Sabe, because this is a Sweat Lodge anyway!” The Lone Ranger laughed and relaxed until Tonto said, “Besides it’s only the two of us tonight…” Etymology:<\/em> Sweat (perspiration;body odor) & Threat (a warning that something unpleasant is imminent) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Halitoesies<\/strong>: \/halit\u00c5\u008dz\u00c4\u201cz<\/em>\/ The Scout group loved to go hiking. Days of trekking in heavy-duty boots left some of the troop with a bad case of foot stank. One member (name withheld to save embarrassment) was granted a special dispensation from the group leader to stick his un-booted feet out the car window because of his advanced halitosies. Etymology:<\/em> halitosis (technical term for bad breath) + toesies (any of the five digits at the end of the human foot) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=boots<\/a><\/p>\n

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James<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: n. Anxiety caused by fear that one’s body odor may offend others; often exacerbated when required to remove heavy sweaters, or footwear.v. To worry about the way you smell. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Ponganoia: \/pong ah noy aah\/ The midnight garlic salami binge only increased her ponganoia Etymology: paranoia pong … Continue reading Ponganoia: You must me so hot in those boots.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1178"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1178"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1178\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1178"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1178"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1178"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}