{"id":118,"date":"2007-06-25T00:40:04","date_gmt":"2007-06-25T04:40:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=118"},"modified":"2007-06-26T00:52:52","modified_gmt":"2007-06-26T04:52:52","slug":"theres-no-way-a-guy-with-a-mono-brow-is-marrying-my-daughter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=118","title":{"rendered":"There’s no way a guy with a mono-brow is marrying my daughter!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em> A chosen mating partner who is not well-accepted by one’s parents. v.tr.<\/em> To fight with one’s parents over the selection of a suitable mate.<\/font><\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n

Unsuitorble<\/strong>: \/un-sue-tah-bull<\/em>\/ little did she know that Daryl would turn out to be unsuitorble Etymology:<\/em> suitor, unsuitable Created by:<\/em> rikboyee.<\/font><\/p>\n

Hunacceptable<\/strong>: \/hun-ax-cept-able<\/em>\/ Bob brought his sleezy girlfriend, Jill, home to meet his parents. Bob’s mom found her totally hunacceptable calling her a tramp. Bob’s dad totally approved saying they need more hot sex crazed females in the family. Hummmmmm, who should Bob listen to??????? Etymology:<\/em> unacceptable,not satisfactory\/hun, slang for honey Created by:<\/em> toadstool57.<\/font><\/p>\n

Wrestlemateia<\/strong>: \/res-uhl-mate-eeah<\/em>\/ She was prepared to battle royal with her parents using arm locks and body slams for this latest beau. Because of his lower class status and occasional grunts, she was expecting an all out wrestlemateia. Etymology:<\/em> wrestlemania + mate Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/font><\/p>\n

Boyfiend<\/strong>: \/bawee feend<\/em>\/ That first meal when she brought her boyfiend to meet her parents had not gone well. His chanting had drowned out grace before meals and his belching drowned out any attempt at polite conversation. When he used the crucifix on the mantlepiece to pick his teeth, she took her mothers dry retching and the thobbing in dad’s temple as a signal that the evening had drawn to an end. Etymology:<\/em> boyfriend, fiend Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/font><\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: n. A chosen mating partner who is not well-accepted by one’s parents. v.tr. To fight with one’s parents over the selection of a suitable mate. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Unsuitorble: \/un-sue-tah-bull\/ little did she know that Daryl would turn out to be unsuitorble Etymology: suitor, unsuitable Created by: rikboyee. Hunacceptable: … Continue reading There’s no way a guy with a mono-brow is marrying my daughter!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10,4,12],"tags":[20,21],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=118"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}