{"id":1180,"date":"2011-04-07T12:00:10","date_gmt":"2011-04-07T16:00:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1180"},"modified":"2011-04-07T12:00:10","modified_gmt":"2011-04-07T16:00:10","slug":"ohseethese-quit-clicking-on-me-use-f5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1180","title":{"rendered":"Ohseethese: Quit clicking on me. Use F5!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>n.<\/em> Obsessive-compulsive rechecking or &#8220;refreshing&#8221; of an item (especially a webpage) to see if its status has changed; often leads to repetitive mouse-clicking disorder.<em>v.<\/em> To constantly recheck or refresh your twitter page, or email account.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/f5.gif\" alt=\"Quit clicking on me. Use F5!\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Ohseethese<\/strong>:  \/<em>oh see theeeeees<\/em>\/ His ohseethese led to an RSI, two STDs amd eventually, a P45. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  oh see these OCD <em>Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Flickerclicker<\/strong>:  \/<em>flik\u00c9\u2122rklik\u00c9\u2122r<\/em>\/ Bob is a habitual flickerclicker. His obsessive mouse clicking has caused more than one office mate to ask for a transfer. Even his computer has been known to shut down in protest.  <em>Etymology:<\/em>  flicker (make small, quick movements; flutter rapidly) (an American woodpecker) + clicker (a device such as a computer mouse that clicks) <em>Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Cursorry<\/strong>:  \/<em>kur sor ree<\/em>\/ Leonard was in such a hurry to see if his on-line introduction service had found him a perfect match, he checked his e-mail &amp; texts about a hundred times every hour. He did it so much, that his thumb went numb. He ended up being cursorry when the service finally wrote back to give him the bad news&#8230;&#8221;We are cursorry, but we have been unable to find an ideal match for you&#8230;someone who has a lot in common with you. In fact, we have never had a math\/physics whiz, who lived in her parent&#8217;s basement, does not work or go to school, does not enjoy showering or bathing, eats pizza three times a day and besides a large comic book collection, enjoys tarantulas, farting contests with loser friends and<br \/>\nwatches Big Bang Theory all day long. It was a big surprise to us as well&#8230;&#8221;  <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Cursor ((computer science) indicator consisting of a movable spot of light (an icon) on a visual display; moving the cursor allows the user to point to commands or screen positions) &amp; Cursory(hasty and without attention to detail; not thorough)&amp; Sorry(feeling or expressing sorrow, regret or pity)<br \/>\n <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Elechronicmail<\/strong>:  \/<em>el-eck-ron-ic-mail<\/em>\/ He was completely addicted to checking his inbox every three minutes. He was an elechronicmailer. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  electronic mail (online communication) + chronic (habitual or inveterate) <em>Created by:<\/em> CharlieB.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=f5\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=f5<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: n. Obsessive-compulsive rechecking or &#8220;refreshing&#8221; of an item (especially a webpage) to see if its status has changed; often leads to repetitive mouse-clicking disorder.v. To constantly recheck or refresh your twitter page, or email account. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Ohseethese: \/oh see theeeeees\/ His ohseethese led to an RSI, two &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1180\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Ohseethese: Quit clicking on me. Use F5!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1180"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1180"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1180\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1180"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1180"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1180"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}