{"id":1184,"date":"2011-04-12T12:00:09","date_gmt":"2011-04-12T16:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1184"},"modified":"2011-04-12T12:00:09","modified_gmt":"2011-04-12T16:00:09","slug":"geespot-oh-theres-a-spot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1184","title":{"rendered":"Geespot: Oh! There’s a spot!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.<\/em> To drive around in circles in a parking lot, so that you can save time by finding the closest possible space to your final destination. n.<\/em> A perfect parking spot.<\/p>\n

\"Oh!<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Geespot<\/strong>: \/jeee spot<\/em>\/ She wasn’t given to strong language but she screamed in delight when she found the gee spot Etymology:<\/em> gee as in “oh gee” g-spot as in erm… Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n

Bumperstalking<\/strong>: \/b\u00c9\u2122mp\u00c9\u2122rst\u00c3\u00b4kng<\/em>\/ Joyce is an expert at bumperstalking. As people leave a store she will pull in behind them to follow them back to their car. She creeps up so close to some people that they jump and scream when she brushes the back of their legs. Once they pass the 5th car in line she drops them like a bad habit and circles around for another victim. Etymology:<\/em> bumper (a horizontal bar fixed across the front or back of a motor vehicle to reduce damage in a collision) + stalking (pursue or approach stealthily) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

Parkohspot<\/strong>: \/Park-oh-spot<\/em>\/ Around and around she goes…when all at once she spies…the perfect parkohspot in an overcrowded parking lot. Etymology:<\/em> Park- To put or leave (a vehicle) for a time in a certain location.
\nOh!- An exclamation expressive of surprise.
\nSpot- A location; a locale. Created by:<\/em> abrakadeborah.<\/p>\n

Storbit<\/strong>: \/stor bit<\/em>\/ When Venus Houston went to the mall, she would drive around for hours to get the closest spot to her final destination. In other words, she would storbit around rows of vehicles before she came in for a landing in a spot that was not for the disabled\/seniors\/taxis\/young parents. She figured that these storbits were her mission and why they called a free spot a parking “space”. Houston, we have a problem… Etymology:<\/em> Store (a mercantile establishment for the retail sale of goods or services)
\n & Orbit ( the (usually elliptical) path described by one celestial body in its revolution about another) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: v. To drive around in circles in a parking lot, so that you can save time by finding the closest possible space to your final destination. n. A perfect parking spot. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Geespot: \/jeee spot\/ She wasn’t given to strong language but she screamed in delight when … Continue reading Geespot: Oh! There’s a spot!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1184"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1184"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1184\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1184"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1184"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1184"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}