{"id":119,"date":"2007-06-25T23:59:31","date_gmt":"2007-06-26T03:59:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=119"},"modified":"2007-06-26T00:57:14","modified_gmt":"2007-06-26T04:57:14","slug":"you-mean-its-okay-if-im-a-totally-obsessive-compulsive-neat-freak","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=119","title":{"rendered":"You mean, it&#8217;s okay if I&#8217;m a totally obsessive-compulsive neat freak?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> To suddenly discover that your most troublesome personality defect, for which you have been taking medication and\/or therapy, is actually your greatest asset.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/lists\/images\/jimage\/defect.png\" alt=\"You mean, it's okay if I'm a totally obsessive-compulsive neat freak?\" height=\"300\" width=\"300\" \/><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Winfirmity<\/strong>:  \/<em>win-fir-mit-ee<\/em>\/ Janet realised her Tourette&#8217;s Syndrome was a huge winfirmity when she became a phone sex operator. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  win (or winning) + infirmity <em>Created by:<\/em> wysware.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Oddvantage<\/strong>:  \/<em>od&#8217; van tej<\/em>\/ The moment he read the classified ad for the position as a corporate doorstop, Bob&#8217;s lack of arms and legs turned from a handicap into an oddvantage. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  odd + advantage <em>Created by:<\/em> jboehnker.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Incapacitasky<\/strong>:  \/<em>in-ca-pa-si-tas-ky<\/em>\/ She was delirious when she found a position that embraced her inacpacitasky <em>Etymology:<\/em>  incapacity + task <em>Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Abnormacea<\/strong>:  \/<em>ab-nor-muh-see-uh<\/em>\/ The abnormacea of the situation was somewhat ironic. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  abnormal + panacea <em>Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=defect\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=defect<\/a><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">Be Creative,<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">James<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/\/\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: To suddenly discover that your most troublesome personality defect, for which you have been taking medication and\/or therapy, is actually your greatest asset. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Winfirmity: \/win-fir-mit-ee\/ Janet realised her Tourette&#8217;s Syndrome was a huge winfirmity when she became a phone sex operator. Etymology: win (or winning) + &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=119\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">You mean, it&#8217;s okay if I&#8217;m a totally obsessive-compulsive neat freak?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,10,4],"tags":[5],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=119"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}