{"id":1193,"date":"2011-04-25T12:00:10","date_gmt":"2011-04-25T16:00:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1193"},"modified":"2011-04-25T12:00:10","modified_gmt":"2011-04-25T16:00:10","slug":"jackandjilt-what-do-you-mean-youre-not-coming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1193","title":{"rendered":"Jackandjilt: What do you mean, you’re not coming?"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em> The moment of awareness when you realize that have you made a huge mistake on a big project, and will have to start all over again, from the very beginning. v.<\/em> To suddenly realize that you are going to fail.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Jackandjilt<\/strong>: \/jak and jilt<\/em>\/ Jill knew the moment she walked down the aisle that she was having second thoughts about marrying Jack. She was experiencing a jilty conscience, because she realized she didn’t know Jack. So when she got up to altar, she decidsed to jackandjilt him. It would have worked better if he was actually there, but Jack had felt the same way and besides Jill would only be jillous of his beautiful wife and children! Etymology:<\/em> Jack (a small worthless amount;tool for exerting pressure or lifting) And Jilt (cast aside capriciously or unfeelingly;a woman who jilts a lover) & wordplay on Jack & Jill from fairy tales
\n Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Blunderstruck<\/strong>: \/blun-der-struk<\/em>\/ Right as he was about to complete his assignment, he became horribly blunderstruck Etymology:<\/em> blunder, thunderstruck Created by:<\/em> rikboyee.<\/p>\n

Bannsaboteur<\/strong>: \/ban-sab-at-er<\/em>\/ Sarah was so close to tying the knot with her darling John. If only her evil nemesis cousin hadn’t turned up to the reading of the banns waving a copy of Sarah’s current marriage certificate. I mean, she and Trevor hadn’t seen each other for ages: it was a divorce in all but name. Couldn’t her stupid bannsaboteur relative see that? And where was John, anyway? Etymology:<\/em> banns (public notice of forthcoming marriage) + saboteur (one who commits an act of destruction) Created by:<\/em> CharlieB.<\/p>\n

Eurekaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh<\/strong>: \/you reeeeek aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah<\/em>\/ her eureekaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh moment came with the suddenness of a cartoon coyote realising that he had left the cliff top three metres ago Etymology:<\/em> eureka aaaaaaaaaagh Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Eurekaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2011-04-21: 19:41:00<\/em>
meep meep<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=restart<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: n. The moment of awareness when you realize that have you made a huge mistake on a big project, and will have to start all over again, from the very beginning. v. To suddenly realize that you are going to fail. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Jackandjilt: \/jak and jilt\/ Jill … Continue reading Jackandjilt: What do you mean, you’re not coming?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1193"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1193"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1193\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1193"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1193"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1193"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}