{"id":1197,"date":"2011-04-29T12:00:09","date_gmt":"2011-04-29T16:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1197"},"modified":"2011-04-29T12:00:09","modified_gmt":"2011-04-29T16:00:09","slug":"steroitypical-im-clean-clean-as-a-needle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1197","title":{"rendered":"Steroitypical: I&#8217;m clean! Clean as a needle!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>n.<\/em> The prescribed response of shock and denial that all world-class athletes follow when caught using banned drugs. <em>v.<\/em> To act shocked and deny guilt when accused of wrong-doing.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/dopey.gif\" alt=\"I'm clean! Clean as a needle!\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Steroitypical<\/strong>:  \/<em>ster oy tip ikal<\/em>\/ Olympian cyclist, Jen DarBender, was given a surprise drug test just prior to the women&#8217;s Gold Medal competition. Not only was the athlete&#8217;s denial to claims of drug use steroitypical, it was revealed that Jen was not a female, but a male. Somewhere along the line, Jan had apparently traded in the old menstrual cycle for a Schwinn. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Steroid (class of performance enhancement drugs) &amp; Stereotypical (lacking spontaneity or originality or individuality;any hormone affecting the development and growth of sex organs) <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Deniabolical<\/strong>:  \/<em>din\u00c4\u00ab\u00c9\u2122b\u00c3\u00a4lik\u00c9\u2122l<\/em>\/ The use of performance-enhancing drugs in sports is deniabolical. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  deny (refuse to admit the truth) + anabolic steroid (a synthetic steroid hormone that resembles testosterone in promoting the growth of muscle) + diabolical (belonging to or so evil as to recall the Devil) <em>Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Perplexcess<\/strong>:  \/<em>per-plex-ess<\/em>\/ When told his doping test had come up positive, Francis&#8217;s eyes widened and his mouth fell open. His overaction was so perplexcessive that no one doubted the accuracy of the results. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  perplexed (confused, bewildered) + excess (a surplus, abnormality) <em>Created by:<\/em> CharlieB.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=dopey\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=dopey<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: n. The prescribed response of shock and denial that all world-class athletes follow when caught using banned drugs. v. To act shocked and deny guilt when accused of wrong-doing. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Steroitypical: \/ster oy tip ikal\/ Olympian cyclist, Jen DarBender, was given a surprise drug test just prior &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1197\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Steroitypical: I&#8217;m clean! Clean as a needle!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1197"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1197"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1197\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1197"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1197"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1197"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}