{"id":12,"date":"2007-03-09T15:58:25","date_gmt":"2007-03-09T19:58:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=12"},"modified":"2007-03-31T16:57:25","modified_gmt":"2007-03-31T20:57:25","slug":"but-theyre-not-my-dishes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=12","title":{"rendered":"But they&#8217;re not my dishes!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> A discussion among family members, or room mates, which often turns into a full-blown yelling match, and which seems to occur every night whenever it&#8217;s time to do the dishes.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/lists\/images\/jimage\/dishes.png\" alt=\"But they're not my dishes!\" height=\"300\" width=\"300\" \/><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Dishcord<\/strong>:  \/<em>dish-cord<\/em>\/ After the meal is finished and we are feeling full and sleepy it is time for our daily dishcord over who is to clean and wash up the mess. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  dish + dishes + discord <em>Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Kitchencounterattack<\/strong>:  \/<em>kit-chen-cown-ter-a-tak<\/em>\/ A full fledged kitchencounterattack occurred last night in a small town near here with knives,forks and plates flying through open windows and injuring passersby. A dishwasher has been installed to prevent further outbursts <em>Etymology:<\/em>  kitchen + counter attack <em>Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Dishagreement<\/strong>:  \/<em>dish-ah-gree-ment<\/em>\/ What started out as a dishcussion, quickly escalated to a dishagreement, followed by a full-blown dawnnybrook.   <em>Etymology:<\/em>  dish, disagreement <em>Created by:<\/em> purpleartichokes.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Dishpute<\/strong>:  \/\/ There always seemed to be a big dishpute every night after dinner. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  dish + dispute <em>Created by:<\/em> swallowedbyafish.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=dishes\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=dishes<\/a><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">Be Creative,<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">James<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/\/\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: A discussion among family members, or room mates, which often turns into a full-blown yelling match, and which seems to occur every night whenever it&#8217;s time to do the dishes. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Dishcord: \/dish-cord\/ After the meal is finished and we are feeling full and sleepy it is &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=12\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">But they&#8217;re not my dishes!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}