{"id":120,"date":"2007-06-25T23:02:24","date_gmt":"2007-06-26T03:02:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=120"},"modified":"2007-06-25T23:02:24","modified_gmt":"2007-06-26T03:02:24","slug":"hurry-get-in-line","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=120","title":{"rendered":"Hurry! Get in line!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em> v.tr.<\/em> To join a line-up of people just because the line is there, even though you have no idea what line is for.<\/font><br \/>\n<strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Queueriosity<\/strong>:  \/<em>curiosity<\/em>\/ Gavin&#8217;s queueriosity eventually led to his downfall. He joined a police line-up and was identified by the witness as the offender. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  queue + curious <em>Created by:<\/em> petaj.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Linetrancing<\/strong>:  \/<em>line-transing<\/em>\/ Sue spent her weekends linetrancing at the mall. Any line would do. Once she got to the end she would immediately find another one. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  line + trance + line dance <em>Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Queuepidity<\/strong>:  \/<em>queuepidity<\/em>\/ He fluttered with anticipation when saw the line stretching around the corner. What were they waiting for? And then surrendered to his queuepidity. Tow hours later he received a coupon for a free coffee. He was thrilled! <em>Etymology:<\/em>  queue + cupid + stupid <em>Created by:<\/em> jrogan.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Alignternize<\/strong>:  \/<em>a-line-er-ize<\/em>\/ The only way Freddy could meet people was to join a random line and talk to people because they were a non-moving captive audience forced to listen to him. He would alignternize himself every time he came across people queueing up for anything. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  line + align + fraternize <em>Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=line\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=line<\/a><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">Be Creative,<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">James<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/\/\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: v.tr. To join a line-up of people just because the line is there, even though you have no idea what line is for. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Queueriosity: \/curiosity\/ Gavin&#8217;s queueriosity eventually led to his downfall. He joined a police line-up and was identified by the witness as the offender. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=120\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Hurry! Get in line!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4,12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=120"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=120"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=120"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=120"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}