{"id":1203,"date":"2011-05-10T12:00:09","date_gmt":"2011-05-10T16:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1203"},"modified":"2011-05-10T12:00:09","modified_gmt":"2011-05-10T16:00:09","slug":"idulterer-whos-this-a-facebook-friend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1203","title":{"rendered":"Idulterer: Who’s this? A facebook friend."},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em> An extremely intimate, but completely innocent, relationship with an online “partner”. v.<\/em> To be virtually unfaithful while strictly maintaining physical loyalty.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Idulterer<\/strong>: \/eye-dull-ter-err<\/em>\/ While Jessica knew that Henry wasn’t physically cheating on her, she saw him for the idulterer he was as he spent seven hours every night chatting with his email pal “Karen”. Etymology:<\/em> adulterer + i-prefix popularized by apple electronics Created by:<\/em> libertybelle.<\/p>\n

Newlyweb<\/strong>: \/no\u00c5\u008dl\u00c4\u201cweb<\/em>\/ Joyce is a newlywed. Everybody knows how she hates to waste money so nobody was too shocked when she introduced her eHarmony newlyweb on Facebook. How could she have just left her paid-for account lapse without getting full use? Her real world husband isn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t sure how he feels about his virtual counterpart. Etymology:<\/em> newlywed (a recently married person) + web (short for World Wide Web) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

Sinternet<\/strong>: \/sin ter net<\/em>\/ When Jez E-Bell met Webb Site online, they had an instant connection. Despite the fact that she was already married to Ian O. Sent, Jez flirted shamelessly with her new domain guy and craved his cyber touch on the sinternet. Ian put up with it until the day he found Webb trying to breach her portal. Henceforth, her access was denied. Etymology:<\/em> Sin (Commit a sin;violate a moral law) & Internet (a computer network consisting of a worldwide network of computer networks that use the TCP\/IP network protocols to facilitate data transmission and exchange) <\/p>\n

Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Flirtual<\/strong>: \/Flur-tu-al<\/em>\/ Slommy was such a flurtual guy. Poor Bonny had no idea how many hours he spent online. Etymology:<\/em> Flirt- To make playfully romantic or sexual overtures.<\/p>\n

Part of “Virtual”- Simulated, or carried on by means of a computer or computer network: virtual conversations in a chatroom. Created by:<\/em> abrakadeborah.<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: n. An extremely intimate, but completely innocent, relationship with an online “partner”. v. To be virtually unfaithful while strictly maintaining physical loyalty. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Idulterer: \/eye-dull-ter-err\/ While Jessica knew that Henry wasn’t physically cheating on her, she saw him for the idulterer he was as he spent seven … Continue reading Idulterer: Who’s this? A facebook friend.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1203"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1203"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1203\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1203"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1203"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1203"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}