{"id":1205,"date":"2011-05-12T12:00:08","date_gmt":"2011-05-12T16:00:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1205"},"modified":"2011-05-12T12:00:08","modified_gmt":"2011-05-12T16:00:08","slug":"bandrage-aaaaahhhh-aaaaahhhhhh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1205","title":{"rendered":"Bandrage: Aaaaahhhh! AAAAAHHHHHH!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em> The horrible pain that comes from pulling a bandage off of hairy skin. v.<\/em> To inflict pain or injure when removing a bandage.<\/p>\n

\"Aaaaahhhh!<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Bandrage<\/strong>: \/band-rage<\/em>\/ In a study it was found that 97% of male patients suffered bandrage on removal of dressings and plasters. Typical symptoms include flinching, swearing and crying, followed by flushed cheeks and mumbling. Etymology:<\/em> bandage (surgical dressing) + rage (hysterical fury, anger) Created by:<\/em> CharlieB.<\/p>\n

Follikill<\/strong>: \/Fol – ah – kill<\/em>\/ Luigi didn’t think twice about the band-aid on his upper lip til it was too late. His 5 o’clock shadow was well past 10 o’clock and the follikill was not going to be pretty. Etymology:<\/em> Follicle – Kill (as in death to the nerve ending associated with the cavity) Created by:<\/em> Mrgoodtimes.<\/p>\n

Epilagony<\/strong>: \/ep\u00c9\u2122lag\u00c9\u2122n\u00c4\u201c<\/em>\/ The screaming and crying coming from the doctors examination room made those waiting for their appointment quite uncomfortable. Finding that the noise was coming from a 40-year-old man undergoing the epilagony of a Band-aid removal made more than a few snicker. Etymology:<\/em> epilation (removal of hair by the roots) + agony (extreme physical or mental suffering) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

Plastectomy<\/strong>: \/plast-ec-tomy<\/em>\/ I had a ‘plastectomy’ today. It took half my hair away. Etymology:<\/em> The removal of band aids, (platers), from hairy skin. Created by:<\/em> SteveMB1959.<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: n. The horrible pain that comes from pulling a bandage off of hairy skin. v. To inflict pain or injure when removing a bandage. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Bandrage: \/band-rage\/ In a study it was found that 97% of male patients suffered bandrage on removal of dressings and plasters. Typical … Continue reading Bandrage: Aaaaahhhh! AAAAAHHHHHH!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1205"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1205"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1205\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1205"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1205"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1205"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}