{"id":1220,"date":"2011-05-31T12:00:05","date_gmt":"2011-05-31T16:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1220"},"modified":"2011-05-31T12:00:05","modified_gmt":"2011-05-31T16:00:05","slug":"romeohno-theres-no-way-a-guy-with-a-mono-brow-is-marrying-my-daughter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1220","title":{"rendered":"Romeohno: There’s no way a guy with a mono-brow is marrying my daughter!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em> A chosen mating partner who is not well-accepted by one’s parents. v.<\/em> To fight with one’s parents over the selection of a suitable mate.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Romeohno<\/strong>: \/romee o no<\/em>\/ When Juliet brought her fiance home to meet the folks, her father called him Romeohno. Her parent’s hostility just increased her determination to marry her true love. When asked why she wanted to spite her folks, she answered quite simply, “Forsooth,I love him and when we wed, I have the chance to change my name from Juliet Capulet. If my parents had really loved me, verily they would not have picked such a rhyming name to torture me!” Etymology:<\/em> Romeo (ardent male lover in Shakespeare play Romeo & Juliet, who was the son of the Montague Family, feuding enemies of Juliet’s Capulet Family)& Oh No (a term to describe fear or regret…and used by Mr.Bill on the old SNL skits, just before something awful happened) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

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CharlieB<\/a><\/strong>, 2011-05-27: 09:04:00<\/em>
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Hubbysnubber<\/strong>: \/h\u00c9\u2122b\u00c4\u201csn\u00c9\u2122b\u00c9\u2122r<\/em>\/ Mary’s mom never liked anyone she dated. She didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t think anybody was good enough for her little princess. Now that she has married, mom has become a hubbysnubber, alternately ignoring and snarking his every action. Etymology:<\/em> hubby (husband) + snubber (one who rebuffs, ignores, or spurns disdainfully) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

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DEFINITION: n. A chosen mating partner who is not well-accepted by one’s parents. v. To fight with one’s parents over the selection of a suitable mate. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Romeohno: \/romee o no\/ When Juliet brought her fiance home to meet the folks, her father called him Romeohno. Her parent’s … Continue reading Romeohno: There’s no way a guy with a mono-brow is marrying my daughter!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1220"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1220"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1220\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1220"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1220"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1220"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}