{"id":1223,"date":"2011-06-03T12:00:07","date_gmt":"2011-06-03T16:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1223"},"modified":"2011-06-03T12:00:07","modified_gmt":"2011-06-03T16:00:07","slug":"starbuckle-omigod-youre-cheating-on-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1223","title":{"rendered":"Starbuckle: Omigod! You’re cheating on me!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em>, A type of guilt associated with a lapse in brand loyalty; especially when caught surreptitiously zipping the “wrong” coffee by your barista “friend”. v.<\/em> To secretly switch brands.<\/p>\n

\"Omigod!<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Starbuckle<\/strong>: \/stahr buk el<\/em>\/ She always proudly walked the extra five hundred metres to the indiecoffeeplace, but it was raining, her feet hurt and she starbuckled Etymology:<\/em> starbuck buckle
\n Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n

Perkotraitor<\/strong>: \/purk – ooo – tray – tore<\/em>\/ Honey felt like a peerkotraitor. Ben bought her a gift bag of Starbucks coffee but each morning, she brewed a fresh pot of Folgers and poured it in the “Starbucks” mug. She didn’t know how to tell him that she liked cheap coffee better. Etymology:<\/em> Perkolator – device used to brew coffee or a person who brews it + traitor – someone who is not loyal and betrays a cause or trust. Created by:<\/em> mweinmann.<\/p>\n

Badvertise<\/strong>: \/bad ver tyze<\/em>\/ Latte Kafeen swung by the local coffee bar on the way to work each morning for her usual double double decaf mocha machato frothy made with brown cane sugar and skim milk. It was tasty, but took about ten minutes to create by the time all the steaming and foaming and brewing was complete and cost eight bucks. One morning when running late and a bit broke, she opted for a plain small coffee ($1) at the local convenience store. Of course, that was when she ran smack into Christa the Barista from her usual java purveyor out on the street. Latte’s feeble fumbling was a poor atttempt to hide the brand name on her cup and instead served to badvertise her guilt. She never returned to the fancy coffee bar after that, lest revenge was put upon her defection in the form of a foreign and icky substance in her cup. Etymology:<\/em> Bad (not good;keenly sorry or regretful;nonstandard) & Advertise (make publicity for;call attention to) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Newtimer<\/strong>: \/no\u00c5\u008dta\u00c9\u00aam\u00c9\u2122r<\/em>\/ Joan\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s barista thought she was a faithful customer. What he didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know is that she is really a newtimer, checking out whatever is advertised as \u00e2\u20ac\u009dthe latest and greatest\u00e2\u20ac\u009d. She has been known to buy a second cup just to cover her treason. Etymology:<\/em> new (not existing before) + two-timer (deceive or be unfaithful to) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

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James<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: n., A type of guilt associated with a lapse in brand loyalty; especially when caught surreptitiously zipping the “wrong” coffee by your barista “friend”. v. To secretly switch brands. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Starbuckle: \/stahr buk el\/ She always proudly walked the extra five hundred metres to the indiecoffeeplace, but … Continue reading Starbuckle: Omigod! You’re cheating on me!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1223"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1223"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1223\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1223"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1223"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1223"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}