{"id":1227,"date":"2011-06-09T12:00:05","date_gmt":"2011-06-09T16:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1227"},"modified":"2011-06-09T12:00:05","modified_gmt":"2011-06-09T16:00:05","slug":"transportmental-did-i-miss-my-stop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1227","title":{"rendered":"Transportmental: Did I miss my stop?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>n.<\/em>, A semi-conscious state experienced by early morning commuters on a subway, bus or car. <em>v.<\/em>, To mentally transport oneself in the opposite direction of which you are traveling.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/commute.gif\" alt=\"Did I miss my stop?\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Transportmental<\/strong>:  \/<em>trans port men tal<\/em>\/ When Henry was in one of his Zen-like moods, he used the long commute by public transit as a transportmental meditation opportunity. Indeed he did this so often, the conductor would tell him&#8230;your fare will cost Zen dollars&#8230;ha, ha, ha! <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Transport (move something or somebody around; usually over long distances)<br \/>\n &amp; Transcedental Meditation(existing outside of or not in accordance with nature;continuous and profound contemplation or musing on a subject or series of subjects of a deep or abstruse nature) <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ampaired<\/strong>:  \/<em>am &#8211; pared<\/em>\/ Christine felt totally ampaired this morning.  She got on the train, sleepwalked to her seat and fell back asleep.   <em>Etymology:<\/em>  am (A.M.) abbreviation for morning + impaired (not operating in a normal manner). <em>Created by:<\/em> mweinmann.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Triptripping<\/strong>:  \/<em>tripp tripp ing<\/em>\/ He triptripped happily all the way home from the dentist He wondered if it was anything to do with the trancy dental medication. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  trip as in journey, trip as in wow. <em>Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Comments on Triptripping:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Nosila\">Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2011-06-07: 22:48:00<\/em> <br \/>trancy dental medication&#8230;uncrowned genius!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Buzzride<\/strong>:  \/<em>b\u00c9\u2122zr\u00c4\u00abd<\/em>\/ Richard\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s doctor told him that he needs to give up coffee. This has changed his morning commute into a buzzride. When he gets to work he gets a jumpstart by spiking his Redbull with 5-Hour Energy. This wakes him up but keeps him from blinking til lunchtime. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  buzz (the feeling of being mildly intoxicated) + bus ride <em>Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=commute\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=commute<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: n., A semi-conscious state experienced by early morning commuters on a subway, bus or car. v., To mentally transport oneself in the opposite direction of which you are traveling. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Transportmental: \/trans port men tal\/ When Henry was in one of his Zen-like moods, he used the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1227\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Transportmental: Did I miss my stop?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1227"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1227"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1227\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1227"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1227"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1227"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}