{"id":123,"date":"2007-07-15T23:01:19","date_gmt":"2007-07-16T03:01:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=123"},"modified":"2007-07-15T23:01:19","modified_gmt":"2007-07-16T03:01:19","slug":"this-donut-is-so-good","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=123","title":{"rendered":"This donut is so good!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> To enjoy, or derive physical pleasure from, the eating of sweets and other sugared substances &#8212; often leads to over-consumption. <\/font><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/jimage400\/sugar2.gif\" alt=\"This donut is so good!\" height=\"400\" width=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Confecstasy<\/strong>:  \/<em>kun-fek-stah-see<\/em>\/ Bob&#8217;s downfall was doughnuts. His confecstasy was evidenced by the jelly smears on his face and the fact that half the box vanished within minutes. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  confection, ecstasy <em>Created by:<\/em> purpleartichokes.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Sucrelege<\/strong>:  \/<em>soo-cre-lege<\/em>\/ Bob&#8217;s intense involvement slurping the drizzle from the donut was pure sucrelege. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  sucre + sacrilege <em>Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Fornicane<\/strong>:  \/<em>for-ni-cane<\/em>\/ Whenever he saw a donut shop, thoughts of fornicaning possessed his brain. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  fornicate + (sugar) cane <em>Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Aphrobesiac<\/strong>:  \/<em>Af-row-bee-see-ac<\/em>\/ &#8220;This pickle, tomato, and peanut butter sandwich proved to be a surprising Aphrobesiac,&#8221; said Jerry. &#8220;But subway was there to rescue me!&#8221; <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Aphrodisiac (a food that gives one pleasure) + obese (overweight) <em>Created by:<\/em> ziggy41.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=sugar2\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=sugar2<\/a><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">Be Creative,<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">James<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/\/\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: To enjoy, or derive physical pleasure from, the eating of sweets and other sugared substances &#8212; often leads to over-consumption. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Confecstasy: \/kun-fek-stah-see\/ Bob&#8217;s downfall was doughnuts. His confecstasy was evidenced by the jelly smears on his face and the fact that half the box vanished within &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=123\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">This donut is so good!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=123"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}