{"id":1232,"date":"2011-06-16T12:00:05","date_gmt":"2011-06-16T16:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1232"},"modified":"2011-06-16T12:00:05","modified_gmt":"2011-06-16T16:00:05","slug":"flagrance-yes-i-have-started-working-out-at-lunch-how-did-you-know","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1232","title":{"rendered":"Flagrance: Yes, I have started working out at lunch. How did you know?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>n.<\/em>, A person who exudes confidence and a strong offensive odor.  <em>v.<\/em>, To be blithely yet resolutely unaware of one&#8217;s own odors.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/nose.gif\" alt=\"Yes, I have started working out at lunch. How did you know? \" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Flagrance<\/strong>:  \/<em>fl\u00c4\u0081gr\u00c9\u2122ns<\/em>\/ Tim has decided to take a stand against the chemicals used in personal grooming products. His flagrance can make a statement for him before he enters a room.  <em>Etymology:<\/em>  flagrant (conspicuously or obviously offensive) + fragrance (a pleasant, sweet smell) <em>Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Rotshot<\/strong>:  \/<em>&#8216;r\u00c3\u00a4t-sh\u00c3\u00a4t<\/em>\/ Jeff thinks he&#8217;s hot stuff when he comes back to the office, glistening after a lunch break spent at the gym, but he&#8217;s a total rotshot! He reeks!<\/p>\n<p>Emily might be the best in yoga class, but she shouldn&#8217;t have given up deodorant &#8212; she&#8217;s rotshotting up the joint. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Rot: To putrify, often producing a foul smell. Hotshot: One who flaunts his skills. <em>Created by:<\/em> sunliya.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Distinkshun<\/strong>:  \/<em>dis stink shun<\/em>\/ Des had an air of distinkshun about him.His Dad had started the manufacturing plant and gave it to Des.<br \/>\nHe reeked of old money and the stench of entitlement.  He knew he would be a great catch and acted like he was a scentsation and coming up roses.  In fact, he was coming up noses and his lack of personal hygiene coupled with his lunchtime run made others fume.  His abundant money did not make him scentsible&#8230;he just made the olfactory smell! <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Distinction (high status importance owing to marked superiority;a distinguishing quality) &amp; Stink (reek, bad smell) &amp; Shun (avoid, censure) <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Fartivious<\/strong>:  \/<em>far-tiv-ee-us<\/em>\/ You know, at some point you have to ask: is it me? Am I being fartivious? <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Fart &#8211; to expel internal gas through the anus.<br \/>\nOblivious &#8211; Not aware of or concerned about what is happening around one. <em>Created by:<\/em> mchristof.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=nose\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=nose<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: n., A person who exudes confidence and a strong offensive odor. v., To be blithely yet resolutely unaware of one&#8217;s own odors. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Flagrance: \/fl\u00c4\u0081gr\u00c9\u2122ns\/ Tim has decided to take a stand against the chemicals used in personal grooming products. His flagrance can make a statement for &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1232\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Flagrance: Yes, I have started working out at lunch. How did you know?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1232"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1232"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1232\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1232"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1232"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1232"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}