{"id":1235,"date":"2011-06-20T12:00:06","date_gmt":"2011-06-20T16:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1235"},"modified":"2011-06-20T12:00:06","modified_gmt":"2011-06-20T16:00:06","slug":"escapera-hey-grandma-your-music-is-way-too-loud","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1235","title":{"rendered":"Escapera: Hey Grandma! YOUR MUSIC IS WAY TOO LOUD!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em>, Second-hand sound which has escaped from a headset. v.<\/em>, To play music on personal listening device so loudly that it leaks out of the earphones.<\/p>\n

\"Hey<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Escapera<\/strong>: \/es kay pera<\/em>\/ When Grandma played her classical music, we could hear the escapera coming from her headphones. We got to know her play Liszt well. Even when we tried Haydn her machine, she would always get it Bach in the Mozartful manner. Even after she passed on, we could see her ghost,wearing her Strauss jeans with her love Handels showing, a sweater that was starting to unRavel and Tosca perfume, she was Offenbach in the garden decomposing. Etymology:<\/em> Escape & Opera Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Musicophony<\/strong>: \/myo\u00c5\u008dzik\u00c3\u00a4f\u00c9\u2122n\u00c4\u201c<\/em>\/ Tom\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s company tried to make peace with its workers by asking that they use earbuds or headphones when listening to their chosen form of entertainment. What they didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t expect was the musicacophony that spilled from the various listening devices with maxed-out volumes. Etymology:<\/em> music (a sound perceived as pleasingly harmonious) + cacophony (a harsh, discordant mixture of sounds) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

Hisshop<\/strong>: \/Hiss-hop<\/em>\/ In an attempt to signal her disquiet, Sally peered over the top of her book and stared directly over to the nodding girl on the opposite side of the carriage. The hisshop emanating from there was causing caused Sally to imagine herself breaking off the arm of her seat and bludgeoning the bitch to a pulp to the rapturous sound of applause from the rest of the passengers. Etymology:<\/em> Hiss – a sound like the letter ‘s’; a noisy leak. Hop – to jump from place to place Created by:<\/em> wordslikevenom.<\/p>\n

Grandaudio<\/strong>: \/grand-ah-dee-oh<\/em>\/ Here she goes again…getting grandaudio with her iPod! “Hey, Grandma you’re walking into the path of a bus!” Etymology:<\/em> Grand- Taken in part from ‘Grand’mother and also as in impressive in size, appearance, or general effect. Such as a grand\/big sound.
\nAudio- Of, pertaining to, or employed in the transmission, reception, or reproduction of sound.
\n Created by:<\/em> abrakadeborah.<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: n., Second-hand sound which has escaped from a headset. v., To play music on personal listening device so loudly that it leaks out of the earphones. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Escapera: \/es kay pera\/ When Grandma played her classical music, we could hear the escapera coming from her headphones. We … Continue reading Escapera: Hey Grandma! YOUR MUSIC IS WAY TOO LOUD!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1235"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1235"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1235\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1235"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1235"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1235"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}