{"id":1236,"date":"2011-06-21T12:00:06","date_gmt":"2011-06-21T16:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1236"},"modified":"2011-06-21T12:00:06","modified_gmt":"2011-06-21T16:00:06","slug":"goferloafer-youve-done-such-a-good-job-emptying-your-beer-bottles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1236","title":{"rendered":"Goferloafer: You’ve done such a good job emptying your beer bottles."},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.<\/em>, To imply that person is usually unhelpful when asking for their assistance. n.<\/em>, An unwilling, unproductive and uninhibitedly useless helper.<\/p>\n

\"You've<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Goferloafer<\/strong>: \/g\u00c5\u008df\u00c9\u2122rl\u00c5\u008df\u00c9\u2122r<\/em>\/ When Harry hired his nephew as an office assistant, he thought he would get some much-needed help. What he got was a goferloafer. Where Harry saw somebody to run errands, the nephew saw the insides of his eyelids. Etymology:<\/em> gofer (a person who runs errands) + loafer (a person who idles time away) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

Noughty<\/strong>: \/Nought-tee<\/em>\/ Sid’s noughtiness left Kelly wondering whether she’d kissed the wrong toad. Etymology:<\/em> Nought – Nothing. Created by:<\/em> wordslikevenom.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Noughty:<\/strong><\/p>\n

wordslikevenom<\/a><\/strong>, 2011-06-17: 06:37:00<\/em>
Well, it was news to me!<\/p>\n

wordslikevenom<\/a><\/strong>, 2011-06-17: 06:47:00<\/em>
Wow! Super alchololicbrainfade day.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Slelper<\/strong>: \/slel-per<\/em>\/ “George, I asked you to give me a hand with this but you’re just sitting there. You such a slelper!” Etymology:<\/em> sl(ack)+ (h)elper Created by:<\/em> Inniscor.<\/p>\n

Disbeerchanted<\/strong>: \/dis-beer-chan-ted<\/em>\/ Ray was so disbeerchanted with Liz’s demands that he couldn’t move. Etymology:<\/em> Added beer in the middle of disenchanted after taking off the ‘en’ using only dis and chanted with beer in the middle- Disappointed or disillusioned and doesn’t care because the beer has numbed that part of your brain. Created by:<\/em> abrakadeborah.<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: v., To imply that person is usually unhelpful when asking for their assistance. n., An unwilling, unproductive and uninhibitedly useless helper. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Goferloafer: \/g\u00c5\u008df\u00c9\u2122rl\u00c5\u008df\u00c9\u2122r\/ When Harry hired his nephew as an office assistant, he thought he would get some much-needed help. What he got was a goferloafer. … Continue reading Goferloafer: You’ve done such a good job emptying your beer bottles.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1236"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1236"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1236\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1236"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1236"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1236"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}