{"id":1238,"date":"2011-06-23T12:00:07","date_gmt":"2011-06-23T16:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1238"},"modified":"2011-06-23T12:00:07","modified_gmt":"2011-06-23T16:00:07","slug":"cutlerextremist-ewhh-youre-eating-chocolate-covered-ants-with-a-knife-and-fork","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1238","title":{"rendered":"Cutlerextremist: Ewhh! You’re eating chocolate-covered ants with a knife and fork!?"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.<\/em>, To use a knife and fork to eat foods like hamburgers, pizza, or pigeon wings, which are customarily consumed using one’s hands. n.<\/em>, A person who is afraid to eat food touched by human hands.<\/p>\n

\"Ewhh!<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Cutlerextremist<\/strong>: \/kut ler ex tree mist<\/em>\/ Freddy was a cutlerextremist. He never used his fingers but only used cutlery to eat all his food. Mona his girlfriend could put up with a lot, but she drew the line when he brought his silverware to eat popcorn at the movie house! Etymology:<\/em> Cutlery (silverware, eating utensils) & Extremist (a person who holds extreme views)
\n Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Digitrauma<\/strong>: \/dijitroum\u00c9\u2122<\/em>\/ Wendell suffers digitrauma whenever he imagines people in the restaurant kitchen touching his food. The advertising slogan for KFC gives him a major case of the heebie-jeebies. He can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t even bring himself to say it out loud. Etymology:<\/em> digit (a finger) + trauma (a deeply distressing or disturbing experience) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

Spoonosh<\/strong>: \/Spoo-nosh<\/em>\/ Timothy cast his eye across the back of the packet and down past the ingredients. “Boil-in-the-bag Pizza. Suitable for Spoonoshers” Etymology:<\/em> Spoon – Cutlery used to scoop food. Nosh – food (sl.) Created by:<\/em> wordslikevenom.<\/p>\n

Fretiquette<\/strong>: \/fret ik eht<\/em>\/ His fretiquette derived from a summer camp where as a child he saw a cook with the personal hygiene of an epidemic. Etymology:<\/em> fret etiquette Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: v., To use a knife and fork to eat foods like hamburgers, pizza, or pigeon wings, which are customarily consumed using one’s hands. n., A person who is afraid to eat food touched by human hands. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Cutlerextremist: \/kut ler ex tree mist\/ Freddy was a cutlerextremist. … Continue reading Cutlerextremist: Ewhh! You’re eating chocolate-covered ants with a knife and fork!?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1238"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1238"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1238\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1238"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1238"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1238"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}