{"id":1241,"date":"2011-06-27T12:00:06","date_gmt":"2011-06-27T16:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1241"},"modified":"2011-06-27T12:00:06","modified_gmt":"2011-06-27T16:00:06","slug":"lineoleyum-may-i-ask-what-are-you-doing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1241","title":{"rendered":"Lineoleyum: May I ask, what are you doing?"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.<\/em>, To drop food on the floor, then pick it up and eat it, before anyone else can say “it’s too dirty”. n.<\/em>, A tasty treat which has been accidentally dropped, then quickly salvaged and savored.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Lineoleyum<\/strong>: \/lin o lee yum<\/em>\/ Barry hated to waste food. He did not know why, but if it fell on the floor, it tasted a bit better. It was embarrassing to go anywhere with him, as he devoured this lineoleyum no matter who was watching…it was even more embarrassing when he did it at his wife’s boss’s parties! Etymology:<\/em> Linoleum (floor covering) & Yum (exclamation when something looks\/tastes delicious) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Lamineat<\/strong>: \/lam\u00c9\u2122n\u00c4\u201ct<\/em>\/ A true believer in the 5-second rule, Bob is likely to lamineat anything that hits the floor. His mother would fuss at him until she dropped one of her favorite cookies. She practically knocked him into the next room retrieving it. Etymology:<\/em> laminate (manufactured by placing layer on layer) + eat (put food into the mouth and chew and swallow it) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

Snatcho<\/strong>: \/Snatch-oh<\/em>\/ Martin looked on in horror as the martini olive pinged from his cocktail stick and disappeared under the fridge. He made a dash for the fridge door, bending over and swiping his hand underneath it. The manoeuvre managed to snatcho two pieces of Go-Kat biscuit, a crusty malteser and the hairy olive. “Choice!”, he thought. Etymology:<\/em> Snatch – To take quickly. Nacho – small pieces of fried tortilla Created by:<\/em> wordslikevenom.<\/p>\n

Blitzonomy<\/strong>: \/<\/em>\/ Etymology:<\/em> Created by:<\/em> bigdude1o1.<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: v., To drop food on the floor, then pick it up and eat it, before anyone else can say “it’s too dirty”. n., A tasty treat which has been accidentally dropped, then quickly salvaged and savored. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Lineoleyum: \/lin o lee yum\/ Barry hated to waste food. … Continue reading Lineoleyum: May I ask, what are you doing?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1241"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1241"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1241\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1241"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1241"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1241"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}