{"id":1243,"date":"2011-06-29T12:00:06","date_gmt":"2011-06-29T16:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1243"},"modified":"2011-06-29T12:00:06","modified_gmt":"2011-06-29T16:00:06","slug":"onandonandyawn-you-cant-fool-me-youre-fake-yawning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1243","title":{"rendered":"Onandonandyawn: You can’t fool me. You’re fake yawning."},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.<\/em>, To yawn or sigh repeatedly in an effort to subtly communicate one’s lack of interest in the current conversation. n.<\/em>, A series of long, exasperated, and often escalating sighs indicating extreme boredom.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Onandonandyawn<\/strong>: \/awn and awn and yawn<\/em>\/ As she went on and on and on he fealt an onandonandyawn coming on and on and on. Etymology:<\/em> on and on yawn Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n

Tediashun<\/strong>: \/tee dee ay shun<\/em>\/ In absolute tediashun, Marco would yawn and sigh in a bored manner whenever Gwen went into one of her longwinded tirades about her job. Etymology:<\/em> Tedious (so lacking in interest as to cause mental weariness) & Shun (avoid and stay away from deliberately; stay clear of)
\n Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Tonsillectoyou<\/strong>: \/Ton-select-to-you<\/em>\/ “So, right, ya know wot I mean right. That thing, right, yeah? Ya know …”. A’isha felt she could communicate her interest in the “conversation” much more succinctly through tonsillectoyou … the vocal equivalent of the V-sign Etymology:<\/em> Tonsillectomy (Ton-sill-ec-to-me) – Surgical removal of tonsils or a tonsil. You – to the person addressed. Created by:<\/em> wordslikevenom.<\/p>\n

Repetitediyawn<\/strong>: \/ripet\u00c9\u2122t\u00c4\u201cd\u00c4\u201cy\u00c3\u00b4n<\/em>\/ Despite her coworkers repetitediyawns, Gloria didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t get that she was boring them to tears. Etymology:<\/em> repetitive (containing or characterized by repetition) + tedium (the state of being tedious) + yawn (involuntarily open one\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s mouth wide and inhale deeply due to tiredness or boredom) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: v., To yawn or sigh repeatedly in an effort to subtly communicate one’s lack of interest in the current conversation. n., A series of long, exasperated, and often escalating sighs indicating extreme boredom. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Onandonandyawn: \/awn and awn and yawn\/ As she went on and on and … Continue reading Onandonandyawn: You can’t fool me. You’re fake yawning.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1243"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1243"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1243\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1243"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1243"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1243"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}