{"id":1253,"date":"2011-07-13T12:00:07","date_gmt":"2011-07-13T16:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1253"},"modified":"2011-07-13T12:00:07","modified_gmt":"2011-07-13T16:00:07","slug":"substidude-honey-i-was-lost-at-the-mall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1253","title":{"rendered":"Substidude: Honey, I was lost at the mall&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>v.<\/em>, To find a lost item immediately after purchasing a replacement. <em>n.<\/em>, An item which is lost and cannot not be found unless a replacement is purchased. <\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/replace.gif\" alt=\"Honey, I was lost at the mall...\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Substidude<\/strong>:  \/<em>s\u00c9\u2122bstido\u00c5\u008dd<\/em>\/ Now that their star has healed, the baseball team needs to figure what to do with his substidude. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  substitute (a person or thing acting or serving in place of another) + dude (a man; a guy) <em>Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Repurchscover<\/strong>:  \/<em>ree perch scuh ver<\/em>\/ I couldn&#8217;t find my earphones unti I repurchscovered them in the couch cushions, and now I have two.  <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Repurchase (buy again) + discover (find, locate) <em>Created by:<\/em> QuantumMechanic.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Missplace<\/strong>:  \/<em>miss plays<\/em>\/ When Toby&#8217;s girlfriend,Rowena, disappeared, he knew he would be lonely, so he had a reason to missplace her, with Zelda. When Rowena did get back, she was shocked to find herself usurped.  Who knew a 4 hour trip to the mall would have such dire consequences? <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Miss (young woman;be without) &amp; Misplace (to lose temporarily; as especially put in an unaccustomed or forgotten place) <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dislost<\/strong>:  \/<em><\/em>\/  <em>Etymology:<\/em>   <em>Created by:<\/em> tumblebehr.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=replace\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=replace<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: v., To find a lost item immediately after purchasing a replacement. n., An item which is lost and cannot not be found unless a replacement is purchased. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Substidude: \/s\u00c9\u2122bstido\u00c5\u008dd\/ Now that their star has healed, the baseball team needs to figure what to do with his &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1253\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Substidude: Honey, I was lost at the mall&#8230;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1253"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1253"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1253\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1253"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1253"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1253"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}