{"id":1254,"date":"2011-07-14T12:00:06","date_gmt":"2011-07-14T16:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1254"},"modified":"2011-07-14T12:00:06","modified_gmt":"2011-07-14T16:00:06","slug":"dillvault-i-can-open-this-thing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1254","title":{"rendered":"Dillvault: I can open this thing!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.<\/em>, To strain with all your might in a desperate effort to open a sealed container, such as a jar of pickles. n.<\/em>, A small jar which cannot be opened.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Dillvault<\/strong>: \/dil’-vawlt<\/em>\/ Stan was determined to free the crisp, Kosher Vlasics from the dillvault. Unfortunately, he chipped a filling while attempting to dillvault the stubborn lid. Etymology:<\/em> dillvault from “dill”, a spice used in making pickles, and “vault”, a safe. Created by:<\/em> stilt.<\/p>\n

Jarzilla<\/strong>: \/j\u00c3\u00a4rzil\u00c9\u2122<\/em>\/ John is often called upon to do battle with jarzilla. His manhood is truly challenged when he can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t get a simple pickle jar open. The insult is even worse when his petite wife opens one with ease. He always claims he had it 90% open when she got it. Etymology:<\/em> jar (a wide-mouthed, cylindrical container made of glass or pottery, esp. one used for storing food.) + Godzilla (prehistoric monster featured in a series of Japanese films from 1955) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

Ajaroplexy<\/strong>: \/uh JAR uh Plex ee<\/em>\/ After trying to open the tiny jelly jar, his ajaroplexy left him red-faced and hungry. Etymology:<\/em> a- + jar (container) + -oplexy (from apoplexy, strain) Created by:<\/em> QuantumMechanic.<\/p>\n

Crockodile<\/strong>: \/krok o dyal<\/em>\/ When she met him , he told her he was from Australia and wrangled crocdiles for a living and was known as Crocodile Dundee. But when he had great trouble opening the jar of marmite, she knew he was actually Crockodile Dumdee. Etymology:<\/em> Crock (a jar, often earthenware;load of nonsense, foolish talk) and Crocodile (large voracious aquatic reptile;similar to an alligator) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: v., To strain with all your might in a desperate effort to open a sealed container, such as a jar of pickles. n., A small jar which cannot be opened. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Dillvault: \/dil’-vawlt\/ Stan was determined to free the crisp, Kosher Vlasics from the dillvault. Unfortunately, he … Continue reading Dillvault: I can open this thing!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1254"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1254"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1254\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1254"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1254"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1254"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}