{"id":1255,"date":"2011-07-15T12:00:06","date_gmt":"2011-07-15T16:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1255"},"modified":"2011-07-15T12:00:06","modified_gmt":"2011-07-15T16:00:06","slug":"yucklorange-aaaaaaahh-its-alive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1255","title":{"rendered":"Yucklorange: Aaaaaaahh! It&#8217;s alive!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>n.<\/em> The unexpected moment of horror when you realize that you&#8217;re sharing your bathroom shower with thousands of rapidly replicating fungi, commonly known as orange slime. <em>v.<\/em> To be colonized by orange slime.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/curtains.gif\" alt=\"Aaaaaaahh! It's alive!\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Yucklorange<\/strong>:  \/<em>yuk luh rahnj<\/em>\/ A shiver of yucklorange ran through Sally after she read about hidden bathroom fungi investations.  <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Yuck (exclamation of disgust) + l&#8217;orange (from duck l&#8217;orange, a popular water fowl recipe) <em>Created by:<\/em> QuantumMechanic.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Slimetime<\/strong>:  \/<em>slyme tyme<\/em>\/ Every morning for Elly was slimetime. Despite her efforts to clean the old shower, in the 24 hours since her last one, a renewed colony of orange bacteria had multiplied. Today she was ready, as she had bought a heavy-duty anti-fungal cleaner to eradicate the colony. Yes, it was a grunge match, muck my words! <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Slime (any thick messy substance) &amp; Time (a person&#8217;s experience on a particular occasion)<br \/>\n <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Curtaint<\/strong>:  \/<em>k\u00c9\u2122rt\u00c4\u0081nt<\/em>\/ Gloria used to feel clean when she bathed in the morning. This is not the case since she noticed the fungi growing on her shower curtaint. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  curtain (a piece of material suspended at the top to form a covering or screen, typically one of a pair at a window) + taint (contaminate or pollute) <em>Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Naranjitude<\/strong>:  \/<em>na ran jeh tood<\/em>\/ the naranjitude made me slip in the shower. <em>Etymology:<\/em>   <em>Created by:<\/em> tumblebehr.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=curtains\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=curtains<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: n. The unexpected moment of horror when you realize that you&#8217;re sharing your bathroom shower with thousands of rapidly replicating fungi, commonly known as orange slime. v. To be colonized by orange slime. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Yucklorange: \/yuk luh rahnj\/ A shiver of yucklorange ran through Sally after she &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1255\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Yucklorange: Aaaaaaahh! It&#8217;s alive!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1255"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1255"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1255\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1255"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1255"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1255"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}