{"id":1258,"date":"2011-07-20T12:00:06","date_gmt":"2011-07-20T16:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1258"},"modified":"2011-07-20T12:00:06","modified_gmt":"2011-07-20T16:00:06","slug":"hamburgerlary-look-at-these-lovely-lunches-im-tempted-to-steal-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1258","title":{"rendered":"Hamburgerlary: Look at these lovely lunches. I’m tempted to steal one…"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.<\/em>, To swap your lousy lunch for a way tastier one found in the shared office fridge. n.<\/em>, A lunch which is borrowed from a coworker and will not be returned until after it has been consumed.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Hamburgerlary<\/strong>: \/ham burg er lar ee<\/em>\/ His m.o. – he came in very early to the office each day to ketchup on his paperwork. That way, he could take an earlier lunch break than the others. In reality it gave him an opportunity to raid the office fridge and take the nicest lunch for himself. He relished this form of hamburgerlary, for one of his coworkers always brought a tasty home-made hamburger to be zapped each day for lunch. You mustard admit, it was a clever plan, until he was caught with his hands on someone else’s buns. He was now in a real pickle, because his boss was cheesed off… Etymology:<\/em> Hamburger (a fried cake of minced beef served on a bun) & Burglary (to steal;theft) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Lunrob<\/strong>: \/lun-rob<\/em>\/ The tuna salad sandwisch that Hilda brought for lunch was a victim of lunrob from the office refrigerator. Etymology:<\/em> lunch and rob to steal Created by:<\/em> Kealtyrock.<\/p>\n

Refrigeraider<\/strong>: \/rifrij\u00c9\u2122re\u00c9\u00aad\u00c9\u2122r<\/em>\/ Roger has taken to disguising his lunch after a run-in with the workplace refrigeraider. He now uses a green marker on his sandwich bag to make it look like the bread is moldy. The only issue he faces is whether or not someone will see his handiwork and throw it away. Etymology:<\/em> refrigerator (an appliance or compartment that is artificially kept cool and used to store food and drink) + raider (a person who quickly and illicitly takes something) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

Lynchbox<\/strong>: \/linch boks<\/em>\/ I’ll have to trade this spamwich for a lynchbox in the break room. Etymology:<\/em> lynch (extralegal punishment) + box (< [lunch]box) Created by:<\/em> QuantumMechanic.<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: v., To swap your lousy lunch for a way tastier one found in the shared office fridge. n., A lunch which is borrowed from a coworker and will not be returned until after it has been consumed. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Hamburgerlary: \/ham burg er lar ee\/ His m.o. – … Continue reading Hamburgerlary: Look at these lovely lunches. I’m tempted to steal one…<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1258"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1258"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1258\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1258"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1258"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1258"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}