{"id":1260,"date":"2011-07-22T12:00:06","date_gmt":"2011-07-22T16:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1260"},"modified":"2011-07-22T12:00:06","modified_gmt":"2011-07-22T16:00:06","slug":"documental-how-many-trees-did-you-kill-to-print-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1260","title":{"rendered":"Documental: How many trees did you kill to print that?"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.<\/em>, To compulsively print out paper copies of all electronic files. n.<\/em>, A printing fetish common among paper pushers who suffer from a paranoid fear that their digital files are disintegrating on their hard drives.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Documental<\/strong>: \/d\u00c3\u00a4ky\u00c9\u2122m\u00c9\u2122ntl<\/em>\/ Sarah doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t trust her computer. Somebody warned her that her PC might be infested with free radicals. Instead of having a virus, her system might have a cancer. She is more than a little documental, printing every document that comes her way. Now if she could just learn to file them so that she could find them again. Etymology:<\/em> document (a piece of written, printed, or electronic matter that provides information or evidence or that serves as an official record) + mental (of, relating to, or suffering from disorders or illnesses of the mind) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

Fearox<\/strong>: \/feer rox<\/em>\/ Xena,the Printses Warrior, lived in eternal fearox that all her electronic files would be wiped out, so she printed out copies of everything that came through her computer. She requested a bigger office but was miffed when her boss refused. Xena’s argument that she needed more storage space for her print-outs fell on deaf ears. Her boss cited paper costs and space shortage as reasons to reduce her paper files. Her viewpoint was further proven when a fire started in the piles of paper Xena had stored behind her desk. Thanks to her, now none of them has any records, or jobs either! Etymology:<\/em> Fear (paranoia;afraid) & Xerox (duplicator that copies graphic matter by the action of light on an electrically charged photoconductive insulating surface in which the latent image is developed with a resinous powder)
\n Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Eforestation<\/strong>: \/ee-for-est-station<\/em>\/ Kellie could never shake the old adage drummed into her since back in the days before eforestation was coined as a winning word on Verbotomy dot com. “If it’s not printed out on fan-fold, continuous stripy green paper, it’s not backed-up”, she’d mumble. Etymology:<\/em> (d)eforestation: electronic removal of a forest or stand of trees Created by:<\/em> wordslikevenom.<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: v., To compulsively print out paper copies of all electronic files. n., A printing fetish common among paper pushers who suffer from a paranoid fear that their digital files are disintegrating on their hard drives. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Documental: \/d\u00c3\u00a4ky\u00c9\u2122m\u00c9\u2122ntl\/ Sarah doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t trust her computer. Somebody warned her that … Continue reading Documental: How many trees did you kill to print that?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1260"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1260"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1260\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1260"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1260"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1260"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}