{"id":1273,"date":"2011-08-10T12:00:06","date_gmt":"2011-08-10T16:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1273"},"modified":"2011-08-10T12:00:06","modified_gmt":"2011-08-10T16:00:06","slug":"fritolesion-omigod-one-just-bit-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1273","title":{"rendered":"Fritolesion: Omigod! One just bit me!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em>, A cut, or puncture wound on the roof of the mouth inflicted while consuming dangerously crunchy-sharp foods, like potato chips. v.<\/em>, To cut the roof your mouth while eating extra crispy snack foods.<\/p>\n

\"Omigod!<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Fritolesion<\/strong>: \/free to lays jun<\/em>\/ When Mimi enjoyed a bag of potato chips, she always ended up with a cut to her upper palate, which pained her. Today’s fritolesion was especially stinging and irritating. If anyone had intentionally inflicted this much pain on her, she would have had them charged with a salt and vinegar! Etymology:<\/em> Frito-Lay (Frito-Lay North America (FLNA) is a division of PepsiCo, Inc. which manufactures, markets and sells a variety of corn chips, potato chips and other snack foods) & Lesion (any break in the skin or an organ caused by violence or surgical incision) <\/p>\n

Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Appeslicer<\/strong>: \/Ap – pe – sly – cer<\/em>\/ Pablo’s intensity with the jalepeno popper had turned it into an appeslicer. The problem was now figuring out if he was consuming cheese or blood. Etymology:<\/em> Appetiser – Slice Created by:<\/em> Mrgoodtimes.<\/p>\n

Grazegraze<\/strong>: \/graysgrays<\/em>\/ Her grazegraze didn’t bleed much, but it did stingle Etymology:<\/em> graze as in wound, graze as in eat all day Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n

Fritoflay<\/strong>: \/fr\u00c4\u201ct\u00c5\u008dfl\u00c4\u0081<\/em>\/ The public speaking teacher has heard almost every excuse possible, from family deaths to computer disasters. The latest is known as the Fritoflay syndrome, characterized by a lacerated tongue, cheeks and palate. The teacher does not allow this as a legitimate reason to delay a student\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s speech unless they can prove it was not self-inflicted. Etymology:<\/em> Frito-Lay (Frito-Lay North America (FLNA) is a division of PepsiCo, Inc. which manufactures, markets and sells a variety of corn chips, potato chips and other snack foods) + flay (peel the skin off) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: n., A cut, or puncture wound on the roof of the mouth inflicted while consuming dangerously crunchy-sharp foods, like potato chips. v., To cut the roof your mouth while eating extra crispy snack foods. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Fritolesion: \/free to lays jun\/ When Mimi enjoyed a bag of potato … Continue reading Fritolesion: Omigod! One just bit me!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1273"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1273"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1273\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1273"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1273"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1273"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}