{"id":1274,"date":"2011-08-11T12:00:07","date_gmt":"2011-08-11T16:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1274"},"modified":"2011-08-11T12:00:07","modified_gmt":"2011-08-11T16:00:07","slug":"canuluvmeleon-wow-youre-vegan-me-too","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1274","title":{"rendered":"Canuluvmeleon: Wow you&#8217;re vegan? Me too!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>v.<\/em>, To pretend that you like something that you don&#8217;t, in hopes that someone else will like your pretensions. <em>n.<\/em>, A person who doesn&#8217;t like what they actually like, and pretends to like what other people like.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/like.gif\" alt=\"Wow you're vegan? Me too!\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Canuluvmeleon<\/strong>:  \/<em>Can you love me leon<\/em>\/ Tim couldn&#8217;t understand why none of the girls at the gym would date him, he did all the exercises they loved to do.. yoga, bust strengthening, petite self defense&#8230; he was the saddest of all the canuluvmeleons. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Can you love me? &#8211; Chameleon <em>Created by:<\/em> Mrgoodtimes.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Passionyet<\/strong>:  \/<em>pash\u00c9\u2122nyet<\/em>\/ Bill is passionyet about all the right causes. Whatever his current girlfriend cares about he is sure to pretend to love too.   <em>Etymology:<\/em>  passionate (strong and barely controllable emotion) + nyet (Russian for no)  <em>Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Feignglorious<\/strong>:  \/<em>fayn glor ee us<\/em>\/ Frederico Blanco thought himself a real gourmand. He claimed a 5 Star French cooking degree and many other terribly impressive credentials. He became a restaurant critic and was regularly quoted when naming new food trends. He was feignglorious, because his real name was Freddy White from the neighbourhood, who had barely scraped by into Grade 10 and could not boil water or make toast to save his life. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Feign (pretend) &amp; Vainglorious (feeling self-importance)<\/p>\n<p> <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Fauxnatic<\/strong>:  \/<em>fow nah tik<\/em>\/ He professed to be vegan, then sneaked big macs into the bathroom. From fauxnatic to loonatic. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  faux fanatic <em>Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=like\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=like<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: v., To pretend that you like something that you don&#8217;t, in hopes that someone else will like your pretensions. n., A person who doesn&#8217;t like what they actually like, and pretends to like what other people like. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Canuluvmeleon: \/Can you love me leon\/ Tim couldn&#8217;t understand &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1274\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Canuluvmeleon: Wow you&#8217;re vegan? Me too!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1274"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1274"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1274\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1274"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1274"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1274"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}