{"id":1276,"date":"2011-08-15T12:00:06","date_gmt":"2011-08-15T16:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1276"},"modified":"2011-08-15T12:00:06","modified_gmt":"2011-08-15T16:00:06","slug":"retailiation-that-cake-is-so-dry-its-completely-indigestible","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1276","title":{"rendered":"Retailiation: That cake is so dry it&#8217;s completely indigestible!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>n.<\/em>, The fear that your service representative will retaliate after you have complained. <em>v.<\/em>, To be afraid of bad service because you complained about it.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/service.gif\" alt=\"That cake is so dry it's completely indigestible!\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Retailiation<\/strong>:  \/<em>re tayl ee ay shun<\/em>\/ When Gerda complained to her hairdresser that she did not like the colour and cut given to her the day before, she demanded a new free colour and cut the next month. Although she feared retailiation, the hairdresser grudgingly obliged, foregoing her commission. Gerda&#8217;s fears were unfounded, as purpily, uneven, fuzzy, fried hair is all the rage now! <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Retail (the selling of goods or services to consumers) &amp; Retaliation (avenge;action taken in return for an injury or offense) <\/p>\n<p> <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Comments on Retailiation:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=galwaywegian\">galwaywegian<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2011-08-12: 06:24:00<\/em> <br \/>I&#8217;ll buy that!\n<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Clereckage<\/strong>:  \/<em>kl\u00c9\u2122rekij<\/em>\/ Despite the fact that everything in her order was wrong, Joyce was kept quiet. She feared the clereckage that might occur if she complained. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  clerk (a person employed in an office or bank to keep records and accounts and to undertake other routine administrative duties) + wreckage (something that has been badly damaged or destroyed) <em>Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Waitaliaphobia<\/strong>:  \/<em>way-tal-i-ah-FO-bee-ah<\/em>\/ Leonard has determined that Sheldon does not have waitaliaphobia, as he continuously offends Penny with no fear of repercussions. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  waiter retaliation phobia <em>Created by:<\/em> flyingheadlice.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Compain<\/strong>:  \/<em>kum payn<\/em>\/ She felt good after her bitching session, but the compain would be along presently <em>Etymology:<\/em>  complain pain <em>Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=service\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=service<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: n., The fear that your service representative will retaliate after you have complained. v., To be afraid of bad service because you complained about it. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Retailiation: \/re tayl ee ay shun\/ When Gerda complained to her hairdresser that she did not like the colour and cut &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1276\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Retailiation: That cake is so dry it&#8217;s completely indigestible!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1276"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1276"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1276\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1276"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1276"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1276"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}