{"id":1279,"date":"2011-08-19T12:00:06","date_gmt":"2011-08-19T16:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1279"},"modified":"2011-08-19T12:00:06","modified_gmt":"2011-08-19T16:00:06","slug":"soaparation-my-boyfriend-disappeared-in-the-laundry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1279","title":{"rendered":"Soaparation: My boyfriend disappeared in the laundry!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>n.,<\/em> 1. The process by which pairs of socks are washed, dried, and then separated perhaps never to be reunited again. 2. The place where lost socks disappear to. <em>v.<\/em> To lose your mate in the wash.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/lost.gif\" alt=\"My boyfriend disappeared in the laundry!\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Soaparation<\/strong>:  \/<em>so per ay shun<\/em>\/ Jenny&#8217;s socks felt like laundry day was family court.  They went through a soaparation process and at the end of the cycle, they were not together as a couple. Most seemed to weather the wash and rinse okay, but few survived as a pair through The Drying Game. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Soap (cleansing agent) &amp; Separation (the act of dividing or disconnecting)<br \/>\n <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Pairnomore<\/strong>:  \/<em>pe(\u00c9\u2122)rn\u00c5\u008dm\u00c3\u00b4r<\/em>\/ Joyce has a great collection of fun and funky socks. She keeps them in sorted baskets, new, in need of repair and pairnomore for ones that have one of the partners MIA. She believes that there may be a portal to another dimension somewhere in her laundry room, perhaps in the dryer. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Pair (a set of two things used together or regarded as a unit) no more (nothing further) play on paramour (a lover, esp. the illicit partner of a married person) <em>Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=lost\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=lost<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: n., 1. The process by which pairs of socks are washed, dried, and then separated perhaps never to be reunited again. 2. The place where lost socks disappear to. v. To lose your mate in the wash. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Soaparation: \/so per ay shun\/ Jenny&#8217;s socks felt like &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1279\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Soaparation: My boyfriend disappeared in the laundry!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1279"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1279"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1279\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1279"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1279"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1279"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}