{"id":1281,"date":"2011-08-23T12:00:06","date_gmt":"2011-08-23T16:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1281"},"modified":"2011-08-23T12:00:06","modified_gmt":"2011-08-23T16:00:06","slug":"gastrick-who-wants-to-test-my-guinea-pig-stew","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1281","title":{"rendered":"Gastrick: Who wants to test my guinea pig stew?"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.<\/em> To prepare or process food in a manner that renders it unpalatable, indigestible and completely inedible. n.,<\/em> Food which has been prepared in such a way that it is unfit for human, or even non-human, consumption.<\/p>\n

\"Who<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Gastrick<\/strong>: \/gas trik<\/em>\/ Had she really thought about it, people only ever came to one of Meala’s candlelight suppers once and never returned. Thinking that each meal was a gourmet adventure, it was actually a gastrick. Her guests(victims) labelled some of her signature dishes with names like: Smoked Salmonella, Ptomainto Soup, Ecoliflour with Cheese,Spaghetti Botulinese,DehliBelly Jelly,Beef Strokenough,Steak Torture,and Escergots. Etymology:<\/em> Gastric (relating to or involving the stomach) & Trick (an attempt to get you to do something foolish or imprudent) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Palaterrible<\/strong>: \/pal\u00c9\u2122ter\u00c9\u2122b\u00c9\u2122l<\/em>\/ Joan hates to waste anything. This includes food that she has kept a bit too long. Just last week she tried to pass off on her boy friend a palaterrible sandwich, made with sticky coldcuts that were making their own mayonnaise. He thought better of it and went out for lunch. Etymology:<\/em> palatable (pleasant to taste) + terrible (extremely and shockingly or distressingly bad or serious) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

Chucksuey<\/strong>: \/ch uuk soo ee<\/em>\/ Everyone at the party agreed to order pizza after they tried the chucksuey Martha made and 3 people ended up in the restroom immediately with vomiting and other problems. Etymology:<\/em> Chuck – as in up-chuck or vomit. Suey – as in chop suey. Created by:<\/em> Biscotti.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Chucksuey:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2011-08-19: 11:45:00<\/em>
Love it!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Foop<\/strong>: \/<\/em>\/ Etymology:<\/em> Created by:<\/em> flyingheadlice.<\/p>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=stew<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: v. To prepare or process food in a manner that renders it unpalatable, indigestible and completely inedible. n., Food which has been prepared in such a way that it is unfit for human, or even non-human, consumption. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Gastrick: \/gas trik\/ Had she really thought about it, … Continue reading Gastrick: Who wants to test my guinea pig stew?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1281"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1281"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1281\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1281"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1281"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1281"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}