{"id":1284,"date":"2011-08-26T12:00:07","date_gmt":"2011-08-26T16:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1284"},"modified":"2011-08-26T12:00:07","modified_gmt":"2011-08-26T16:00:07","slug":"zineophile-wow-youre-reading-a-computer-magazine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1284","title":{"rendered":"Zineophile: Wow! You’re reading a computer magazine!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.<\/em> To methodically read the magazines dedicated to the opposite sex in an effort to sensitize yourself to, and learn how to manipulate, their needs and aspirations. n.,<\/em> A person who studies gender differences in order to exploit them.<\/p>\n

\"Wow!<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Zineophile<\/strong>: \/zeen o feel<\/em>\/ When Phil started reading all the chick magazines, Xena knew he was fast becoming a zineophile. He was pretending to have philings and was last zine philing pain, when Xena philed his eye socket with her phist for trying to phile her up. Etymology:<\/em> Zine (a small magazine that is produced cheaply by one person or a small group of people, and is about a subject they are interested in, also a shortcut for the word Magazine) & Xenophile (A person attracted to that which is foreign, especially to foreign peoples, manners, or cultures…from 2 Greek words: Xeno (foreign) & Phile (love of)<\/p>\n

Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Sexploit<\/strong>: \/seksploit<\/em>\/ Willy reads many women\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s magazines. He has subscriptions to Cosmo, Better Homes and Garden, and Redbook. Is this because he is in touch with his feminine side? Not really, though he enjoys having a female by his side. He uses this reading matter as reconnaissance to sexploit women. He envisions himself as stiff competition for any available female. Etymology:<\/em> sex (either of the two main categories, male and female into which humans and most other living things are divided) + exploit (make full use of and derive benefit from) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

Wahaaaaaystudent<\/strong>: \/wah aaaaaeeeee stew dent<\/em>\/ he was a wahaaaaystudent all right, he could open a bra through three layers of clothing while carrying a tray and texting at the same time. Etymology:<\/em> a studeny, wahaay! Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n

Maganet<\/strong>: \/mag uh net<\/em>\/ Tony went overboard on his maganet schemes when he tried browsing Victoria’s Secret catalogs to get women’s attention. Etymology:<\/em> Magazine (tabloid, catalog, etc) + Net (something used to catch something else) An intentional play on the word magnet. Created by:<\/em> Biscotti.<\/p>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

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Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: v. To methodically read the magazines dedicated to the opposite sex in an effort to sensitize yourself to, and learn how to manipulate, their needs and aspirations. n., A person who studies gender differences in order to exploit them. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Zineophile: \/zeen o feel\/ When Phil started … Continue reading Zineophile: Wow! You’re reading a computer magazine!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1284"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1284"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1284\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1284"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1284"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1284"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}