{"id":1289,"date":"2011-09-02T12:00:06","date_gmt":"2011-09-02T16:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1289"},"modified":"2011-09-02T12:00:06","modified_gmt":"2011-09-02T16:00:06","slug":"closetrophobic-i-feel-sorry-for-these-poor-sardines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1289","title":{"rendered":"Closetrophobic: I feel sorry for these poor sardines."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>n.,<\/em> A feeling of discomfort, common while sitting on a plane or train, created by the sense that you are about to be decapitated by your fellow passengers who are tilting aggressively towards you. <em>v.<\/em> To sit in a very small space, which seems to be getting smaller.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/tilt.gif\" alt=\"I feel sorry for these poor sardines.\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Closetrophobic<\/strong>:  \/<em>klos tro fo bik<\/em>\/ Vivian always felt very closetrophobic while flying on Cram Air.  Although a bit cheaper in price, the seats were so close together,when you reclined your chair, you were spooning with the passenger behind you.  <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Close (near, crowded) &amp; Claustrophobic (suffering from claustrophobia; abnormally afraid of closed-in places;uncomfortably closed or hemmed in) <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Crammuter<\/strong>:  \/<em>kramyo\u00c5\u008dtr<\/em>\/ More and more people are using the public transit system. This increase has left Tom feeling like a crammuter. He was used to a quick snack on his way to work but the crowding has made him a sardiner. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  cram (put something quickly or roughly into something that is or appears to be too small to contain it) + commuter (traveler) <em>Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=tilt\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=tilt<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: n., A feeling of discomfort, common while sitting on a plane or train, created by the sense that you are about to be decapitated by your fellow passengers who are tilting aggressively towards you. v. To sit in a very small space, which seems to be getting smaller. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1289\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Closetrophobic: I feel sorry for these poor sardines.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1289"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1289"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1289\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1289"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1289"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1289"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}