{"id":129,"date":"2007-07-18T23:56:16","date_gmt":"2007-07-19T03:56:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=129"},"modified":"2007-07-27T00:09:12","modified_gmt":"2007-07-27T04:09:12","slug":"those-idiots-i-have-the-right-of-way","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=129","title":{"rendered":"Those idiots! I have the right of way!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> To assert your right-of-way in traffic, even when it’s stupidly dangerous to do so.<\/font><\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n

Irroadsponsible<\/strong>: \/ir-road-sponce-ible<\/em>\/ He again crossed 3 lanes of traffic without signaling, demonstrating how totally irroadsponsible he is. Etymology:<\/em> irresponsible + road Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/font><\/p>\n

Carwinism<\/strong>: \/Car – win -ism<\/em>\/ George is a terrible driver. The fact that he has survived to the age of 35 and has two kids is clearly a complete failure of the theory of carwinism. Etymology:<\/em> Car (you know, a car) + Darwinism (the process of natural selection, by which unfit individuals are eliminated from the gene pool) Created by:<\/em> jesster.<\/font><\/p>\n

Carazy<\/strong>: \/ca-ray-zee<\/em>\/ Carazy Carl careered along the Champs Elysee in his Corolla calling out to Camira drivers to get out of his way. Etymology:<\/em> car + crazy Created by:<\/em> petaj.<\/font><\/p>\n

Suicideswiped<\/strong>: \/Soo-uh-side-swypte<\/em>\/ Even though Rocky saw the car ahead turning left in the center lane, he mashed the gas and swung around and nearly got us suicideswiped in the process. Etymology:<\/em> Suicide + sideswiped Created by:<\/em> Kyoti.<\/font><\/p>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
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DEFINITION: To assert your right-of-way in traffic, even when it’s stupidly dangerous to do so. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Irroadsponsible: \/ir-road-sponce-ible\/ He again crossed 3 lanes of traffic without signaling, demonstrating how totally irroadsponsible he is. Etymology: irresponsible + road Created by: Stevenson0. Carwinism: \/Car – win -ism\/ George is a … Continue reading Those idiots! I have the right of way!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/129"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=129"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/129\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=129"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=129"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=129"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}