{"id":1297,"date":"2011-09-14T12:00:06","date_gmt":"2011-09-14T16:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1297"},"modified":"2011-09-14T12:00:06","modified_gmt":"2011-09-14T16:00:06","slug":"crashcoors-fell-asleep-at-the-keyboard-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1297","title":{"rendered":"Crashcoors: Fell asleep at the keyboard again…"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.,<\/em> The uneasiness, social discomfort, and impending sense of doom which occurs when you realize that you’ve sent out a few too many emails after drinking way too much. v.,<\/em> To worry about your social status after a night of heavy drinking and stupid emailing.<\/p>\n

\"Fell<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Crashcoors<\/strong>: \/crash coors<\/em>\/ Rocky knew he was on a crashcoors when he awoke the next morning surrounded by empty beer bottles and e-mails from friends, co-workers and boss, upset at his tirade online last night. The e-morse he felt at the things he had drunkenly said, cost him his girlfriend, his buddies and his job. He is now older Budweiser, with his Heinecken a sling and he now knows what ales him…Miller time! Etymology:<\/em> Crash ((computer science) an event that causes a computer system to become inoperative) & Coors (American beer brand) & Wordplay on Crash Course Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Coronohnoa<\/strong>: \/kor – oh – no – no – ah<\/em>\/ Karen thought she heard Noah muttering his own name over and over in the office but when she got up and went in there, she had an interesting discovery. Noah was slumped over his computer, babbling drunkenly coronohnoa, coronohnoa over and over. When she saw the empty bottles of Corona and the emails he had sent to his boss, she doubted he would still have a job on Monday morning. Etymology:<\/em> Corona (brand of beer)+ oh no! Created by:<\/em> mweinmann.<\/p>\n

Twiterror<\/strong>: \/twit ur ur<\/em>\/ you could safely say that the twiterror was not so chirpy the next morning Etymology:<\/em> twitter, twit error Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n

Vodkuneasymail<\/strong>: \/v\u00c3\u00a4dk\u00c9\u2122n\u00c4\u201cz\u00c4\u201cm\u00c4\u0081l<\/em>\/ When Bill woke up Sunday he vaguely remembered spending much of his Saturday night catching up with his friends. He cringed at the thought that he had sent a scathing vodkuneasymail to his boss. You can imagine how relieved he was when he found that email still in the drafts folder. A quick delete and a couple Advil improved the morning greatly. Etymology:<\/em> vodka (an alcoholic spirit of Russian origin made by distillation of rye, wheat, or potatoes) + eneasy (causing or feeling anxiety; troubled or uncomfortable) + email (messages distributed by electronic means from one computer user to one or more recipients via a network) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: n., The uneasiness, social discomfort, and impending sense of doom which occurs when you realize that you’ve sent out a few too many emails after drinking way too much. v., To worry about your social status after a night of heavy drinking and stupid emailing. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Crashcoors: … Continue reading Crashcoors: Fell asleep at the keyboard again…<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1297"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1297"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1297\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1297"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1297"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1297"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}