{"id":1298,"date":"2011-09-15T12:00:06","date_gmt":"2011-09-15T16:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1298"},"modified":"2011-09-15T12:00:06","modified_gmt":"2011-09-15T16:00:06","slug":"whinesided-youre-the-only-person-who-ever-listens-to-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1298","title":{"rendered":"Whinesided: You’re the only person who ever listens to me…"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.,<\/em> An ongoing relationship where one person does all the talking, whining and complaining, and the other just listens quietly and tries to appear sympathetic. v.,<\/em> To participate in a lopsided conversation where one person does all the conversing.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Whinesided<\/strong>: \/why n sy ded<\/em>\/ Every day Jill told her troubles to her cat, Sigmeownd Freud. She talked and moaned and complained and he just listened. It was apparent to anyone else that it was a whinesided relationship. Luckily she was unaware of her cat’s deafness, otherwise he would have become cat-atonic listening to her. Etymology:<\/em> Whine (moan, complain) & One-sided (where only one person does the talking and the other the listening) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Mewtilation<\/strong>: \/me you till a shun<\/em>\/ Sigourney’s poor cat just lay there feeling like a victom of mewtilation. Although she pretended to be asleep, Sigourney just would not stop talking and no amount of purring or mewing seemed to drown out the endless stream of prattle…. Etymology:<\/em> mew + mutilation Created by:<\/em> mweinmann.<\/p>\n

Boringtatious<\/strong>: \/Bor-ing-tay-shus<\/em>\/ Taylor was having best friend issues and the only person she could talk to was her cat. However, he was very boringtatious and didnt care about her problems. Etymology:<\/em> (boring-not fun, disinterested + tatious) To not enjoy listening to others problems. Created by:<\/em> Taylor.<\/p>\n

Diatribalogue<\/strong>: \/d\u00c4\u00ab\u00c9\u2122tr\u00c4\u00abb\u00c9\u2122l\u00c3\u00a4g<\/em>\/ Georgia is the queen of the diatribalogue. Give her a topic and she can sound off for an extended period. It doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t really matter if she knows anything about the subject. She can BMW (bitch, moan, whine) at will. Etymology:<\/em> diatribe (a forceful and bitter verbal attack against someone or something) + dialogue (a discussion between two or more people or groups) Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: n., An ongoing relationship where one person does all the talking, whining and complaining, and the other just listens quietly and tries to appear sympathetic. v., To participate in a lopsided conversation where one person does all the conversing. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Whinesided: \/why n sy ded\/ Every day … Continue reading Whinesided: You’re the only person who ever listens to me…<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1298"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1298"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1298\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1298"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1298"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1298"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}