{"id":1299,"date":"2011-09-16T12:00:07","date_gmt":"2011-09-16T16:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1299"},"modified":"2011-09-16T12:00:07","modified_gmt":"2011-09-16T16:00:07","slug":"nymphopensant-look-how-stiff-he-is","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1299","title":{"rendered":"Nymphopensant: Look how “stiff” he is."},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.,<\/em> A person who finds potentially sexual meanings in every conversation, and who always tries to “cleverly” point it out, by putting ordinary words or phrases into a sexual context. v.,<\/em> To be habitually and annoyingly addicted to sexual innuendo.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Nymphopensant<\/strong>: \/nIm-fO-pEHn-sahNt<\/em>\/ Boy (grinning)- I’m going to a party on Saturday. Do you want to come with me? It won’t take long, I promise.
\nGirl (clearly repulsed)- Ugh, you are such a nymphopensant! Etymology:<\/em> nypho- someone who has an insatiable appetite for sex
\npensant- french for “thinking” Created by:<\/em> snowgirl96.<\/p>\n

Quipkink<\/strong>: \/kwip-kink<\/em>\/ Alice realised that her boyfriend was a Quipkink when they went bowling and he constantly asked her to roll his balls, knock his pin, and make the screen say XXX. Etymology:<\/em> Quip- as in a clever remark. Kink- from kinky; unusual sexual practices. Created by:<\/em> EmmaHeras.<\/p>\n

Innuendolt<\/strong>: \/in-you-end-dolt<\/em>\/ Barry twisted everything the “Whole Foods” lady was trying to tell us about organic cucumbers into something dirty – what an innuendolt! Etymology:<\/em> innuendo + dolt Created by:<\/em> libertybelle.<\/p>\n

Randybiguous<\/strong>: \/randee big u us<\/em>\/ Her name was Ida Norgasm and with that handle(the appendage to an object that is designed to be held in order to use or move it) and she was a high school teacher. In order to stimulate (stir feelings in) her pupils, she would ass-ign them double entendre essay questions…randybiguous ones. The latest tease (a seductive woman who uses her sex appeal to exploit men) was a political question. “If Russia invaded Turkey from the rear, do you think Greece would help?” (Wink, wink, nod, nod, enough said, a wink’s as good as a nod to a blind horse, know what I mean? Say no more!)
\n Etymology:<\/em> Randy (feeling great sexual desire)
\n & Ambiguous (open to two or more interpretations; or of uncertain nature or significance; or (often) intended to mislead) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: n., A person who finds potentially sexual meanings in every conversation, and who always tries to “cleverly” point it out, by putting ordinary words or phrases into a sexual context. v., To be habitually and annoyingly addicted to sexual innuendo. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Nymphopensant: \/nIm-fO-pEHn-sahNt\/ Boy (grinning)- I’m going … Continue reading Nymphopensant: Look how “stiff” he is.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1299"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1299"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1299\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1299"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1299"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1299"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}