{"id":13,"date":"2007-03-12T16:02:06","date_gmt":"2007-03-12T20:02:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=13"},"modified":"2007-03-31T16:26:30","modified_gmt":"2007-03-31T20:26:30","slug":"i-ate-ten-bowls-of-cereal-before-i-felt-better","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=13","title":{"rendered":"I ate ten bowls of cereal before I felt better."},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> To eat your favorite food, not because you are hungry, but because you are feeling sad or lonely.<\/font><\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n

Therapeat<\/strong>: \/thair-ah-peet<\/em>\/ after she got home from her nieces wedding, she desperately needed to therapeat Etymology:<\/em> therapy, eat Created by:<\/em> rikboyee.<\/font><\/p>\n

Proznack<\/strong>: \/PROH-snak<\/em>\/ When his HMO denied his claim for anti-depressants, Terry turned to Proznacking. I hear he is up to 4 boxes of FiddleFaddle a day. Etymology:<\/em> Prozac (popular antidepressant) + snack Created by:<\/em> Alchemist.<\/font><\/p>\n

Smorgasbored<\/strong>: \/smOr-giz-bOrd<\/em>\/ Selina sat in front of the food she just pulled from the fridge. She is smorgasbored and content to eat her blues away after being dumped by her boyfriend of nine years. Etymology:<\/em> smorgasbord, as in buffet\/ bored, as in discontent or depressed Created by:<\/em> toadstool57.<\/font><\/p>\n

Sadisfy<\/strong>: \/sad-is-fy<\/em>\/ Food will sadisfy my empty stomach as well as my empty heart. Etymology:<\/em> sad + satisfy Created by:<\/em> lauramy.<\/font><\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: To eat your favorite food, not because you are hungry, but because you are feeling sad or lonely. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Therapeat: \/thair-ah-peet\/ after she got home from her nieces wedding, she desperately needed to therapeat Etymology: therapy, eat Created by: rikboyee. Proznack: \/PROH-snak\/ When his HMO denied his … Continue reading I ate ten bowls of cereal before I felt better.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}