{"id":1304,"date":"2011-09-23T12:00:07","date_gmt":"2011-09-23T16:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1304"},"modified":"2011-09-23T12:00:07","modified_gmt":"2011-09-23T16:00:07","slug":"facturb-i-think-uncle-mikey-taught-our-parrot-a-new-word","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1304","title":{"rendered":"Facturb: I think Uncle Mikey taught our parrot a new word!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em> v.<\/em> To leave your pet, child or lover in the care of a friend or relative who teaches them a stupid trick or bad habit. <em>n. <\/em> A stupid trick or bad habit learned from a caregiver.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/parrot.gif\" alt=\"I think Uncle Mikey taught our parrot a new word!\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Facturb<\/strong>:  \/<em>fac- turb<\/em>\/ Bobby facturb his little sister when he babysat her. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Fac-to make<br \/>\nturb- disturb <em>Created by:<\/em> Haydon.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Pollytechnique<\/strong>:  \/<em>pol lee tek neek<\/em>\/ When Uncle Mikey babysat the Miller&#8217;s parrot on their annual vacation, she usually learned a new pollytechnique. This year Polly added 3 new swear words to her vocabulary.  These words only seemed to be used when the easily-offended were around. You just cannot unteach an old bird new tricks&#8230; <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Polly (common name for a parrot) I Technique (skillfulness in the command of fundamentals deriving from practice and familiarity) &amp; word play on Polytechnic (a technical school offering instruction in many industrial arts and applied sciences) <\/p>\n<p> <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bobnoxious<\/strong>:  \/<em>b\u00c3\u00a4bn\u00c3\u00a4ksh\u00c9\u2122s<\/em>\/ Sending her kids to spend the summer with her brother Robert seemed like a good idea at the time. What Sharon got back was two kids loaded down with Bobnoxious tricks and stunts; everything from \u00e2\u20ac\u009dpull my finger\u00e2\u20ac\u009d from Janie, her 4-year old to pails of water over her door from 7-year old Tom. She can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t wait until next summer when she hosts Bob\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s kids. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Bob (nickname for Robert) obnoxious (extremely unpleasant) <em>Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Malerudio<\/strong>:  \/<em><\/em>\/  <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Mal-meaning bad and Eurido- latin for teach <em>Created by:<\/em> newmaa14.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=parrot\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=parrot<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: v. To leave your pet, child or lover in the care of a friend or relative who teaches them a stupid trick or bad habit. n. A stupid trick or bad habit learned from a caregiver. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Facturb: \/fac- turb\/ Bobby facturb his little sister when he &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1304\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Facturb: I think Uncle Mikey taught our parrot a new word!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1304"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1304"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1304\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1304"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1304"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1304"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}