{"id":1311,"date":"2011-10-03T12:00:07","date_gmt":"2011-10-03T16:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1311"},"modified":"2011-10-03T12:00:07","modified_gmt":"2011-10-03T16:00:07","slug":"blusterblather-we-have-securitized-the-lavatory-entrance-systems","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1311","title":{"rendered":"Blusterblather: We have securitized the lavatory entrance systems"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>v. <\/em> To demonstrate your superior knowledge and intellect by using complex, confusing and mind-numbingly stupid jargon. <em>n.<\/em> A person who uses big words to inflate their unusually small ideas.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/windy.gif\" alt=\"We have securitized the lavatory entrance systems\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Blusterblather<\/strong>:  \/<em>bl\u00c9\u2122st\u00c9\u2122rble\u00c3\u00b0\u00c9\u2122r<\/em>\/ After years as a spokesperson for the utility company, Jill is so versed in blusterblather that she has trouble understanding her own twaddle.  <em>Etymology:<\/em>  bluster (talk in a loud, aggressive, or indignant way with little effect) + blather (talk long-windedly without making very much sense) <em>Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Commodicator<\/strong>:  \/<em>kom moda kay tor<\/em>\/ Looise was privy to John,the company&#8217;s policy-making manager&#8217;s plans and was anal about showing off her privy-ledged position and using her arse-nal of big words to patronize co-workers.  She was the commodicator on the new latrination policy and ass-ended her throne flush with success. &#8220;Urine the big leagues at last&#8221; she thought. But alass, she was such an unpopular #2 that someone beat the crap out of her outside the facility. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Commode (toilet) &amp; Communicator (a person who communicates with others) <\/p>\n<p> <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=windy\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=windy<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: v. To demonstrate your superior knowledge and intellect by using complex, confusing and mind-numbingly stupid jargon. n. A person who uses big words to inflate their unusually small ideas. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Blusterblather: \/bl\u00c9\u2122st\u00c9\u2122rble\u00c3\u00b0\u00c9\u2122r\/ After years as a spokesperson for the utility company, Jill is so versed in blusterblather &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1311\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Blusterblather: We have securitized the lavatory entrance systems<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1311"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1311"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1311\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1311"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1311"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1311"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}