{"id":1320,"date":"2011-10-14T12:00:07","date_gmt":"2011-10-14T16:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1320"},"modified":"2011-10-14T12:00:07","modified_gmt":"2011-10-14T16:00:07","slug":"hexercise-ive-been-working-out-on-this-ab-machine-every-day-for-a-week","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1320","title":{"rendered":"Hexercise: I&#8217;ve been working out on this ab machine every day for a week"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>n.<\/em> The creepy pounds that sneak onto your waist even though you&#8217;ve been exercising and watching what you eat.  <em>v.<\/em> To exercise rigorously, diet fastidiously, and yet still gain weight.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/pounds.gif\" alt=\"I've been working out on this ab machine every day for a week\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hexercise<\/strong>:  \/<em>hek sir syes<\/em>\/ Although he exercised regularly and ate properly, Tim felt that someone had cursed him. This hexercise prevented his losing any weight. He was mystified, as he had cut back his donuts to just the one dozen per day.  How much more sacrificing could he be expected to do???  <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Hex (cast a spell over someone or something; put a hex on someone or something) &amp; Exercise (the activity of exerting your muscles in various ways to keep fit) <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Fattack<\/strong>:  \/<em>Like attack except with an F<\/em>\/ More fattack? <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Fat + attack <em>Created by:<\/em> youmustvotenato.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Exerkingsize<\/strong>:  \/<em>eks\u00c9\u2122rkings\u00c4\u00abz<\/em>\/ Despite working out, Randy finds himself an exerkingsize larger. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  exercise (activity requiring physical effort, carried out esp. to sustain or improve health and fitness) + king-size (of a larger size than the standard; very large : a king-sized bed.) <em>Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=pounds\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=pounds<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: n. The creepy pounds that sneak onto your waist even though you&#8217;ve been exercising and watching what you eat. v. To exercise rigorously, diet fastidiously, and yet still gain weight. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Hexercise: \/hek sir syes\/ Although he exercised regularly and ate properly, Tim felt that someone had &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1320\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Hexercise: I&#8217;ve been working out on this ab machine every day for a week<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1320"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1320"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1320\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1320"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1320"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1320"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}