{"id":1323,"date":"2011-10-21T12:00:11","date_gmt":"2011-10-21T16:00:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1323"},"modified":"2011-10-21T12:00:11","modified_gmt":"2011-10-21T16:00:11","slug":"effeleven-man-you-loving-bestest-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1323","title":{"rendered":"Effeleven: Man, you loving bestest ever!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em> A person who constantly corrects other people’s grammar. v.<\/em> To habitually correct the grammar of everyone with whom you speak regardless of the social context or the minuteness the perceived error.<\/p>\n

\"Man,<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Effeleven<\/strong>: \/F-11<\/em>\/ Who cares if I said “me and my dog” instead of “my dog and I”? Don’t be such an effeleven! Etymology:<\/em> from the keyboard shortcut for spellchecker Created by:<\/em> youmustvotenato.<\/p>\n

Syntaxassessor<\/strong>: \/sin taks as ses sor<\/em>\/ Comma Chameleon found her mark in her new boyfriend, Colon. Although he came from good parenttheses, was very dashing, earned a high income bracket and had a hyphenated name, his English skills were dreadful. Although his Grammar had taught him well, Comma found she had to edit everything he said. She became his syntaxassessor and if it were not for the fact that he had a cute asterisk and was great at the old interrobang, she would have put a bullet beside his name before now. It did not hurt that he punctuated his wedding proposal with a large caret diamond ring… Etymology:<\/em> Syntax ( the grammatical arrangement of words in sentences) & Wordplay on Tax Assessor (an official who evaluates property for the purpose of taxing it) <\/p>\n

Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Grammestapo<\/strong>: \/gram\u00c9\u2122st\u00c3\u00a4p\u00c5\u008d<\/em>\/ The Grammestapo is always vigilant when it comes to the spoken or written word. Texting just about drives them crazy. One good \u00e2\u20ac\u009dyour (or yur) gr8\u00e2\u20ac\u009d can send them into apoplexy. Etymology:<\/em> grammar (the whole system and structure of a language or of languages in general) + Gestapo (the German secret police under Nazi rule) Created by:<\/em> artr2.<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: n. A person who constantly corrects other people’s grammar. v. To habitually correct the grammar of everyone with whom you speak regardless of the social context or the minuteness the perceived error. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Effeleven: \/F-11\/ Who cares if I said “me and my dog” instead of “my … Continue reading Effeleven: Man, you loving bestest ever!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1323"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1323"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1323\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1323"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1323"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1323"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}